Rooster jokes
Ima start callin' these hoes roosters, 'cause any cock-a-do.
A chef named his chicken Richard and named a rooster Ballz. A guy walks up and asks the chef what he's cooking. He replies, "My dick and balls."
What do Hostess Twinkies and the cock of a gay man have in common?
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What did the swearing hen say?
"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK!" (It's cluck.)
What did the cussing rooster say?
"Cock-a-doodle-doo, phew!"
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What did the rooster say to the hen? Goodbye.
If chickens wake up when the rooster crows, then when do ducks wake up?
At the quack of dawn.
What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?
A rooster clucks defiance!
What do you call a Mexican rooster?
Un gallo pel贸n.
I have a big cock.
What do you get when you cross a rooster with a small dog?
What time is it when a rooster sits on a fence? Morning.
What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence? Time to get a new fence.
What time is it when a lawyer sits on the fence? Time for an elephant to sit on the fence.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He was just feeling like he needed a break, you know? Life is hard when you're a rooster looking after your hen and chicks. He just wanted a sense of normality, walking out of the farm. He felt light-headed, staring into the distance. Then, at this very moment, he realised it was his darkest hour.
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Why did the man say chickens were lucky?
Because they get killed and eaten.
What鈥檚 the difference between a hoe and a rooster?
A rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-doo," and a hoe says, "Any cock will do."
What do you get when you cross a vacuum and a rooster?
A cock sucker.
Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?
A: To show he wasn't a chicken.
Why didn't the rooster cross the road?
Because he was a chicken!
My cock, lmao.
What's the difference between Tyler and a rooster? A rooster says, "cock-a-doodle-doo," Tyler says, "any cock will do."