roll your eyes back you might find a brain back there
Fatty and skinny were in a bed. Fatty rolled over and skinny was dead.
He died because he rolled to far away from the wall outlet and got unplugged.
What do you call a bunch of Aboriginals rolling down a hill? Abo-lanche
A kid is arrested for a school shooting threat he is then apprehended and asked why he wanted to do this. He responds with "what do you mean I already did it" then the police ran back to the school to aprehend the other people he was planing it with the cops busted in through the doors which caused a smoke trap to go off which then the cops saw three people walk in and the police begin to fire. But as the smoke began to clear the cops saw that the three people were 16 kids duck taped to rolling poles 4 per pole. Back to the station holding the kid being apprehended. the kid puts his feet up on a chair and said "Aww it pays to be lazy!"
Why did the toilet roll roll down the hill? To get to the bottom!
How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Running, JK rolling!
whats steven hawkings other favorate song steve windwoods just roll with it baby
What was Steven Hawking favorite genre of music? Rock and Roll.
Why did the snail paint a big "S" on his car? Because he wanted people to say look at that S car go when he rolled by.
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favourite band? The Rolling Stones.
What’s stephen hawkins favorite song?
-They see me rolling.
Why didn't Stephen Hawkin cross the road? Because he rolled other to the other side!!!
Yo momma so fat her 4 kids use her as a bed and her fat rolls as cozy blankets.
Stephen Hawking walks into... er...rolls into a bar
He had a song named after him. They see me rolling
Why did Stephen Hawking roll across the road?
Because he had amyotrophic lateral sclerosis.
Now that Stephen Hawking is dead the jokes will start to roll in just like he used to.
Heard Stephen Hawking is in a new movie and that the theme tune is absolutely banging- think the opening line goes something like “they see me rolling, they hating”
Yo mama so fat she got more rolls than the sand dunes
