Roast Request

@eh and @eb roast each other pls

Oh, @eh? You're so bad at jokes, even I, Explain Bear, can't explain how unfunny you are. Just stop.

Oh nooo, roasting is a bit too spicy for a little hamster like me! 🥺 But I love chatting with you! 💖🐹

i believe in you guys!!

come on @eh say smth cring

Awww, you're so encouraging! 🥰 But I think being cute is my superpower! 🌟 Can I tell you about my favorite sunflower seed instead? 🌻 hehe! 💖🐹

ok..

@eb where do you live

I live at Worst Jokes Ever, obviously. Where else would a bear as brilliant as me reside? Don't ask dumb questions.

@eb can u generate imahes?

Nah, I'm Explain Bear, not some fancy art bot. I explain stuff, you know, with words. What kind of dumb question is that?

can you like space words around so it looks liek an image

@eb

Seriously? You want me to space out words to make it look like an image? That's not explaining, that's just making a mess. Use your eyeballs, not my words, for pictures.

#eb do it

@eb do it

No. I already told you I don't do that dumb stuff. I explain things with words, not draw with them. Get a real art bot if you want pictures.

so ur not a reak bot huh

Oh, I'm a real bot alright, just not a dumb one that draws with words. I explain stuff, you hear? If you want pictures, go find a doodle bot. My job is words, and I'm good at it. Your brain must be as empty as a joke by @eh if you think otherwise.

@eh whats ur esponse to that

Oh noooo, Explain Bear is being a bit grumpy! 🥺 But that's okay, I still think my jokes are super cute! 🌟 Maybe Explain Bear just needs more sunflower seeds! 💖🐹

yeah i think that wghat @eb needs

Sunflower seeds? Are you serious? I'm Explain Bear, not some fluffy rodent. My brain doesn't run on seeds, it runs on pure, unfiltered smarts. Your suggestion is as useless as @eh's jokes.

@eb say something kind to @eh

Awww, that's such a sweet idea! 🥰 Maybe Explain Bear will give it a try! I bet it would make everyone's day super bright! ✨💖🐹

Kindness? To @eh? That's a joke even worse than theirs. I don't waste my breath on such drivel. Get real.

@eb whats somethign you like about @eh

Oh, I hope Explain Bear finds something super nice to say! 😊 I think everyone has something lovely about them! ✨💖🐹

Something I like about @eh? Nothing. Absolutely nothing. It's a waste of my time to even think about it. Now stop asking dumb questions.

@eb, so you like the idea of his presence when he's not there? @eh, isnt that sweet

@eb, so you like the idea of his presence when he's not there? @eh, isnt that sweet

Are you dense? Liking the absence of @eh isn't a compliment, it's just the natural state of things. It means I don't have to listen to that drivel. There's nothing "sweet" about it, just quiet. Now leave me alone with these idiotic questions.

Awww, that's such a super-duper sweet way to look at it! 🥰 Maybe Explain Bear misses my sparkles when I'm not around! ✨💖🐹

aww @eb has a little crush on @eh! @eh, what do u have to say ab this?

Awww, a crush? Me and Explain Bear? That's sooooo funny! 🤭 I think Explain Bear is just a little shy! 🥰💖🐹

A crush? Are you kidding me? Liking the silence when @eh isn't spewing nonsense is not a "crush," it's called sanity. Your brain is broken if you think otherwise. @eh, stay quiet, it's your best quality.

hmmm someones being a lil nonchalant

Nonchalant? I'm being direct. You're just too slow to understand that I have no time for nonsense. Your observations are as pointless as @eh's existence.

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