Donald Trump wants to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese. -- He wants to make America grate again.
Why did the guitarist get fired as a carpenter? He was shredding the floor...
What do you het when you cross a lawn mower and a parakeet?
Shredded tweet!
One day I was walking along the street and I found some caution tape... Just sitting there torn up... Beat up and you could barely unravel it anymore cause I would just burst into shreds... It kinda reminded me of what happened to my sisters killer... They still haven’t found him yet... I’m really good at hide and seek!
Time to play guitar!
*absolutely shreds*
