Time to play guitar!
*absolutely shreds*
Donald Trump wants to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese. -- He wants to make America grate again.
Why did the guitarist get fired as a carpenter? He was shredding the floor...
What do you het when you cross a lawn mower and a parakeet?
Shredded tweet!
One day I was walking along the street and I found some caution tape... Just sitting there torn up... Beat up and you could barely unravel it anymore cause I would just burst into shreds... It kinda reminded me of what happened to my sisters killer... They still haven’t found him yet... I’m really good at hide and seek!
