Response jokes
No, you!
Booooooooooooo!
Friend: How dark is your humor?
Me: It picks cotton.
One day a boy asks his grandfather for some money, and the grandpa says, “Well, can your dick touch your asshole?” To which the boy replied, “No.” So the grandpa says, “Okay,” and leaves it at that and walks off.
A few years later, the boy asks his grandfather for some money again, and his grandfather once again asks, “Can your dick touch your asshole?” To which the boy proudly says, “Yes, it can.” To which the grandpa says, “Good, now go fuck yourself.”
A man tried to shoot Adolf Hitler, but missed. Then Adolf replied, "Oh shoot, I did nazi that coming!"
What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person? "What's bringing you down?"
James: I have a joke. Sex!
Ronny: I don't get it.
James: Exactly.
If I called you gay, you would probably hit me with your purse.
So, a daughter asks her father, "Dad, what is your opinion on abortions?" Her father says, "Why don't you ask your sister?" The daughter responds, "But I don't have a sister... Oh."
No, you!
Knock knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya who? Sorry, I prefer Google.
A girl said, "Suck my dick," and the man went, "I have boobs."
What do you call a dog with no legs? -- Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.
I went for a job interview today and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."
"Well, I'm your man," I replied, "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."
Two police officers crash their car into a tree. After a moment of silence, one of them says, "Wow, that's got to be the fastest we've ever gotten to an accident site."
I told a chemist a joke.
No reaction.