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what’s the difference between jesus and maddie mccann one had the last supper
Why do orphan like going to church. Bc that actually get to say father for once
How did Jesus kill himself?
He fell from his bike
How many times did he die?
Once on a bike and once when he fell from a cloud in heaven
If orphans aren’t religious, they really have no father. 😂
My mom told me drugs are my enemies... but Jesus said to love your enemies
what dose a priest and time have in common? there both predators
Jesus was a carpenter who got nailed to a piece of wood
What is the difference between giving money to a prostitute and giving money to a church? A prostitute won't tell you that it is more blessed to give than it is to receive.
What is the difference between giving money to a prostitute and giving money to a church? You don't get something in return if you give money to a church.
What is the difference between giving money to a church and giving money to the IRS? If you stop giving money to a church you won't go to prison
Heterosexual sodomy is like religion if you was forced to accept it when you was younger you probably would not like it when you become a adult
In what ways do nuns and hoes have something in common?
They both worship on their knees. They are both creatures of habit. They both take vows of poverty and obedience. Once chosen, neither can leave the life. They both swallow their hosts.
Why can't Jesus play hockey?
He keeps getting nailed to the boards.
Why do orphans go to church on family day? cuz they get to spend time with their father
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor
The Doctor doesn't like to give physicals.
What did the cop say to the muslim breaking the law? "That's against th-allah (read like da-lah)."
Cannibal eats missionary, gets a taste for religion
What's the difference between my imaginary friend and God?
None.
They're both imaginary.
I went up to a priest and asked if he participated in NNN. He replied "How can I, with all these people calling me daddy?"
