If Jesus was real, they wouldn’t call it the crucifixion. They would call it crucifact.
What kind of car does Jesus drive?
A Christler.
Why a Muslim girl don't like her dad and namaz. Bcz she has to get on her knees
What do you call an orphan who grows up to become a priest?
Father les.
I have one policy and that is to not make fun of black people. Sorry jesus. You were white in the bible pictures.
Why did Jesus play football
He was Spanish ayo
whoever invented religions. they fucked up. We got all kinds of retarded adults believing in mythologies.
What is the difference between jesus and the devil? When the devil came to earth he was the one with the nail gun.
in the movie cars 2,there is a priest which means car Jesus died for the sins of the cars
Yo Hairline so far back it goes back to Jesus on the cross
If Jesus told you to trust everyone that must be why there is a lot of kidnappings
Why can’t jesus be born in West Virginia
Because they couldn’t find three wise men or a virgin.
Jesus has a twisted humor kittens cute cuddly and loveable oh yeah i almost forgot add razors that stick out there feet
Say all you want about priests, but at least they drive slowly in school zones.
So I went to a church and I ask a friend is the picture on the wail is Jesus and dose it have three nails or one nails Oh Wait that not Jesus he is not doing the T pose that he invited
I have a confession. I used to be a Christian don’t bother me none babe Awesome! I much prefer being a Christine! “hol up”
Muslim child to his mother "mom why is my backpack so heavy ?" Mom: "allah akbar my son allah akbar"
i don't get it. orphans are very religious, well mostly. statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church i mean its the only place they can call someone "father"
What’s Christian and holey?
JFK
Why is the Catholic church in favor of condoms now?
It's now getting harder to hide DNA evidence.
