Religion jokes
What did God say when he made the first black man?
"Crap, I burnt one!"
Do you want to be in Heaven with Jesus, our savior, or be on Earth with bad things?
Do you want to give your life to God and be in Heaven?
Do you love God?
What do you call someone who is half a Jew?
Jew-ish.
How do you know Adam and Eve were white?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from black women?
What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?
A black woman dressed for church.
Do y'all love God?
What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?
Alien vs. Predator.
Do y'all love Jesus, God? 🙏❤️
How is [someone] blessed with a 9 inch dick?
That priest is in jail now. Shout out to the church!
I used to believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.
A normal exorcism is getting a demon out of a person, but a reverse exorcism is the devil telling the priest to get out of the child.
What’s the difference between God and Hitler?
God made thousands of bread, Hitler made thousands of toast.
Why can't Jesus judge gay people?
He got nailed right before he died.
They say you should love your neighbor. Does that mean I have to love the president?
What do priests give children?
Syphilis.
Did you hear about that Muslim party?
It was a blast!
What does a priest and Christmas tree have in common? The balls are just for decoration.
I bought my fat wheelchair son a treadmill for his birthday, then that big brainless special motherfucker cried over it and threw a fit cuz his fat special ass couldn't get up out of his wheelchair and said for Jesus to raise him up and give him working and movable legs.