Refuse jokes
"You wanna play the rape game?" "No." "That's the spirit!"
No, I don't want to.
Your hairline's so far back even Rosa Parks refused to sit there.
Which scary movie did the bear refuse to watch?
The Bear Witch Project.
Why did the rapper refuse to write a diss track?
He didn’t want to start beef, he’s VEGAN.
Why would a protestant refuse to become a catholic?
Because a protestant is not a homosexual sodomite.
Johnny, Johnny?
Yes, Papa.
Eating sugar?
Yes, Papa, I am eating sugar because it is the only thing I can reach, and you have refused to feed me for the past 3 days. You smoke 2 packs of cigs a day and you’re mad at me for eating a little sugar.
Smoking? Telling lies?
Yes, Papa, you do all of those things because you’re a chronic addict.
I went to the dam to take the dam tour, but the dam tour guide told me there wasn't going to be a dam tour that day. So I was thirsty and I wanted some dam water, but the dam man wouldn't give me any dam water, so I told the dam man to keep his dam water.
Your hairline's so far back, even Rosa Parks refused to sit in the back; it went all the way there itself.
I refuse to believe my dad got fired as a road worker for theft. But when I came home, there were signs everywhere.
Bob the builder took one look at you and said, "Nah, I can’t fix that!"
Yo mama so ugly even bullets refuse to kill her.
They asked to tell them a joke, so I said no.
I tried to get my blood sucked by a vampire, but he said I was too empty inside.
A farmer had a donkey and a dog. One night, he was getting robbed by a thief. The donkey told the dog to bark, but the dog refused. So the donkey brayed very loudly, and the thief ran out of the house, and the farmer beat up the donkey.
There are three people on an island. One dies, and the second guy goes to bury them. He comes back with deer meat. The first guy eats it, but the second guy refuses the meal.
When the men return to the mainland, they part ways. The first man goes to eat the deer again at a local restaurant. He takes one bite, then jumps off a bridge.
In heaven, an angel asks him why.
“Well you see,” he answered, “that man was a tribal cannibal. Delicious in my wife’s meat, though.”
Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?
Because he was tired of dealing with all the jokers.
I refuse to go bungee jumping. I was brought into this world from broken plastic, and I REFUSE to die the same way.
Johnny Johnny?
Yes pa pa.
Eating sugar?
Yes pa pa, I am eating sugar because it is the only thing I can reach and you have refused to feed me for the past 3 days. You smoke 2 packs of cigs a day and you're mad at me for eating a little sugar. Smoking? Telling lies? Yes pa pa, you do all of those things because you're a chronic addict.
Why did the parachute refuse to open?
Because it had a "fatal attraction" to the ground.