Recollection jokes

What vegetable is good for your memory? A carrot, because the last time I had one shoved up my ass, I never forgot about it.

Uncle

I can barely remember the last words my uncle told me.

"Let go of my nose!"

i was on this last night i was going super fast omg :>

Deja-poo.

The sense or feeling you have dealt with this crap in the past.

I took my friend skydiving once, and he jumped out of the plane without a parachute. Then I remembered he was emo.

"You think THAT'S bad?!? Remember the time I was in Paris with Donny de Francovich?"

do you remember

Does anyone remember any dreams or nightmares that they had that remember that they could tell me?

I’m remembering that time that I built the south tower out of legos then built a space ship to knock it down. 😐😐😐