Recollection jokes

I can barely remember the last words my uncle told me.

"Let go of my nose!"

"You think THAT'S bad?!? Remember the time I was in Paris with Donny de Francovich?"

What vegetable is good for your memory? A carrot, because the last time I had one shoved up my ass, I never forgot about it.

Deja-poo.

The sense or feeling you have dealt with this crap in the past.

How do our brains remember that we forgot something, but we can't remember what that thing was?

I took my friend skydiving once, and he jumped out of the plane without a parachute. Then I remembered he was emo.

Come back, old members!

Anyone remember the following?

I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

Will you remember me in 7 years?

(Yes)

Knock, knock.

Who's there?