Recollection jokes

What vegetable is good for your memory? A carrot, because the last time I had one shoved up my ass, I never forgot about it.

I can barely remember the last words my uncle told me.

"Let go of my nose!"

Deja-poo.

The sense or feeling you have dealt with this crap in the past.

"You think THAT'S bad?!? Remember the time I was in Paris with Donny de Francovich?"

I took my friend skydiving once, and he jumped out of the plane without a parachute. Then I remembered he was emo.

My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is, until my mom took the urn away from me.

Tell a woman she's beautiful a hundred times, and she won't believe you. Tell a woman she's fat once, and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget.

My grandfather never threw anything away, bless him. He died in the war holding on to a hand grenade.

I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

Hey guys, I’m back, just wondering if anyone is still on this that wants me to make more.