Recollection jokes

"You think THAT'S bad?!? Remember the time I was in Paris with Donny de Francovich?"

I took my friend skydiving once, and he jumped out of the plane without a parachute. Then I remembered he was emo.

I can barely remember the last words my uncle told me.

"Let go of my nose!"

Deja-poo.

The sense or feeling you have dealt with this crap in the past.

How do our brains remember that we forgot something, but we can't remember what that thing was?

Come back, old members!

Anyone remember the following?

I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

Will you remember me in 7 years?

(Yes)

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

What vegetable is good for your memory? A carrot, because the last time I had one shoved up my ass, I never forgot about it.