Recollection jokes

I can barely remember the last words my uncle told me.

"Let go of my nose!"

Deja-poo.

The sense or feeling you have dealt with this crap in the past.

"You think THAT'S bad?!? Remember the time I was in Paris with Donny de Francovich?"

I took my friend skydiving once, and he jumped out of the plane without a parachute. Then I remembered he was emo.