Recollection memes

Jokes

Carrot

Vegetable

What vegetable is good for your memory? A carrot, because the last time I had one shoved up my ass, I never forgot about it.

Uncle

I can barely remember the last words my uncle told me.

"Let go of my nose!"

Sense

Deja-poo.

The sense or feeling you have dealt with this crap in the past.