Recollection jokes

What vegetable is good for your memory? A carrot, because the last time I had one shoved up my ass, I never forgot about it.

I took my friend skydiving once, and he jumped out of the plane without a parachute. Then I remembered he was emo.

"You think THAT'S bad?!? Remember the time I was in Paris with Donny de Francovich?"

Deja-poo.

The sense or feeling you have dealt with this crap in the past.

I can barely remember the last words my uncle told me.

"Let go of my nose!"