I just finished my fourth round of baby back ribs. For some reason, everyone else at the abortion center is staring at me
My bro said food was cool. So I threw a piece of cool chicken at him. For some reason he hit me, OOF.
haha derit oot saw ti esuaceb pu dnats ekib eht tndluoc yhw
A few male neighbors acme over the house to take a shower, because for some reason their house didn't have water. A few minutes later I walk into the shower I see the male neighbors and mom taking a shower together. Then I said what are you doing they all say were taking a shower together so we could save water.
Why did the mushroom get a new house Because there wasn’t mushroom
A 10y.o. : I don't want to smile without having a reason to. People shouldn't think I'm happy 24/7. A 10y.o. week later: Damn... my life is shitty...
<2y. later> 12y.o. : What is de-pre-ssion? *googles it*
Now 14y.o. : Oh...
Suicidal ideation is like wanting to slaughter someone but knowing/feeling that you can't. It's also In a way kind of like seeing a really hot chick that you wished you could F but you again for whatever reason you either feel you can't or you just can't...............
Why was 7 afraid of 6
Because 6 8 7
a girl named ranch went to the store, and stayed there why? because she was ranched ;)
The only reason he died was because virgin media wifi crashed
why did the indian cross the road ? to get to the curry shop
why do cheetahs run. why not
Why do you want me? Cus u like me .... What do you mean ? You love me No Look down
why do men sag there pants so low and still wear a belt
the same reason women bring their purse on a date and don't pay
Why did Karen leave me
Because I was a mushroom
Why won't my boyfriend eat my pie? His brother made it.
After the shooting people were asking why would they do it, They wanted to stop but turns out they were playing an Online game.
Why didnt the sun get a job,,,, seriously I have no idea why help me
One of the reasons the skeleton was not allowed to play church music is because he had no organs.
Yo mama so fat, she's the reason why Slenderman has no eyes.
