My Mrs is going to hit the roof when she realises I've replaced the bed with a trampoline !
I constantly wonder how people can live happily ever after but then i realised that antidepressants don't make you OD.
I was doing a magic show, i tried to make a bunny disappear but it didn’t work. I walked outside in shame, i looked up and realised the towers had disappeared!!!!
I was submitting this joke and i realised. Stephen hawking couldnt.
It had the recaptcha im not a robot
2 people about to have sex realise they have no lube. In their desperate, horny haste they looked for the nearest Downy and asked it " speak into my hand. "
Upon their return to the bed they regretted it immediately because his dick just stayed down...
this one time i said that john cena looks like crap but i realised i cant see him LOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
I saw ur forehead and realised ur mom and dads forehead were as big as urs also ur gay
I braced my self when i got in the car but then i realised my wife wasnt driving
“I want to kill my family” -realises-
Yesterday a woman stabbed me so I stabbed her back then I realised she was the vaccine woman.
I Didn’t realise I had to putty jokes into categories my bad ..
Unleash the jokers .... 👍
A girl had black hair also i threw rubbish at to realise she wasnt a bin
My friend saw ur forehead and realised ur gay
I went to China and said I have a big cock so they thought I said they look like a cock then I realised I said it in English
For a while lead was used in pencils but ... we realised that it might not have been the smartest idea because it lead (badoom ching) to some people getting lead poisoning.
I was listening to some Drake in class. My teacher shouted to turn it off. She then exclaimed that “Drake is mid and his music is very Pessi” I didn’t understand the meaning until I checked the dictionary and realised it is a synonym for overrated
I asked my now ex boyfriend why he’s scared of my cat. He said it was because of the scratches on my arm.
I told him that my cat doesn’t scratch, but he didn’t believe me. He realised what I meant when he noticed I kept hiding my wrist from everyone else.
(Kinda based on the fact that my ex is indeed scared of cats, and he has been scared of my cat so yeah 😂)
Your walking on the street when you realised that your in the road as you feel the horn dying away.
When I went to basketball training, there was a giant bag of basketballs on the floor
My friend was like "that's a huge sack of balls."
He didn't realise what was about to happen.
"Thats what she said"
