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Fuck all reading this
I am having a shit and there nothing else to read
today i explain what things are fake. serial killers, clowns, billy, fairies, your life,God,Jesus,your mom, and all your crappy fan-fictions about being saved from your even crappier life.
I'm also gonna explain real stuff, youtube,your dad,scientists,teachers,God,Jesus, and Billy.
stuff on both is real and fake depending on who you are. Your life IS fake.Alot of idiots will read this.
(This format is probably easier to read)
-Dude, What is your favorite rapper?
-He is very cold blooded
-Why?
-He is Ice Cube
Read this word:
Heroine
Did you read it like the drug or like a female superhero?
How did the skeleton know it was about to rain? "Because he felt it in his bones?" No He read the weather app you idiot.
Parents: why do you use your phone on the toilet? Me: the same reason you read the newspaper on the toilet
If you read this, your life is a joke
I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. Next week he told me it was the most violent book he ever read
You got a dig bick.
You that read wrong.
You read that wrong too.
Maybe you that read wrong as well.
You just went and back checked.
You reread of all that.
You have a pet wussy.
You that read wrong...
You need mental help.
Who reads the fastest? The pilot of the plane who hit one of the twin towers, He took out 83 stories in one go.
A blind teenager who is bad at reading wants to go hunting so he finds a hunting ground called s-ch-ool
I went to the shops yesterday, I bought roast chicken, eggs and duck. The cashier read $45.99 it was an eggcelent price.
Teacher; why did the skeleton know the weather outside(shrugs shoulders) student; cuz he could feel it in his bones(lenny face) teacher:no he read the weather report you fucking idiot
I read a story about a rabbit being raised. It was a hare-raising tale!
what do you call a girl that likes reading,page
So I made a simple cancer joke on roblox with my friend an then both hers dumb ass friends we're like, OMG WHY WOULD U SAY DAT? YOUR HORRIBLE!! THAT PISSED ME OFF like damn woman it's not like I said, IF PEOPLE IN YOUR FAMILY DIED FROM CANCER THAT MEANS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY ARE ALL DUMB ASSES. If anything they are actually dumb asses but hey. Also they can't talk. They don't know that I'm abused everyday at home and pressured to get good grades or else I'd get my head bashed against a wall till there is blood. So if they are reading this, SUCK MY ASS BITCH
DO Not Touch - the worst thing you can read in Braille
When I was a kid I used to read a lot. I mainly grew up reading stories by Shakespeare, especially the story Romeo & Juliet. That one in particular taught me a valuable life lesson. It taught me to not be surprised when my girlfriend killed herself.
