I was with my blind friend, and he's telling me, "Yeah, I can read braille." So I hand him a Lego brick and ask him to read it. Apparently, Lego has been hiding a dark secret from us for years; as all their bricks read, "Screw you, asshole."
Read Jokes
Did you know that whenever I read my blood donor ID?
Because it says "B Positive!"
Q: What’s the difference between me and you?
A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
Have you read "50 Yards to the Outhouse" by Willie Makeit and Probly Not?
I’m reading a book about Anti-Gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
If you need to squint to read this...
You probably need glasses.
What do you get when you mix an apple with water... applesauce. Wait, do not leave yet. If you are still reading this, you have been rekt, ha ha. At least I am still laughing.
Girls Are Yummy Stupid
Are Really Erectable
Tasty Honey Ejaculable
Booty Everything Sucking Titties
Gays don't be mad, read the first letter of every word :D
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Read the title.
I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. A week later, he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.
I picked up a document, and I started to feel cold.
I looked down at the document, and it read "DRAFT."
Me: Hey, what book are you reading?
Him: "The Twisted Ones."
Me: Uh, I guess that book is pretty twisted.
Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the devil read the Bible.
I've just started reading my first ever Braille horror story, and I think that something scary is about to happen. I can feel it.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He just stares them down and gets the information he wants.
Why are New Yorkers so good at reading?
Some of them went through 100 stories in 10 seconds.
