Rape

Rape Jokes

Woman

Men built civilisations. Men went to the moon. Men invented the modern comforts of today’s society.

Women did none of those. They are useless, only fit to be baby making machines.

Matter

We shouldn't joke about rape, because rape is no laughing matter...

Unless you're being raped by a clown.

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  • Fitness

    My fitness guru said that if I got raped, it would help me in future marathons.

    Price Tag

    Why did a woman believe she was a target? She had a price tag without any value to it.

    Celebrity

    I think I banged a Chinese celebrity...

    She kept screaming “I’m Wei Tu Yung” like I was supposed to know the name.

    Sex

    Dear doctor,

    I've heard it's a good sign when women scream your first name during sex, but recently women have been screaming my full name. It's weird, I feel like I'm famous. Can you tell me what this means?

    Yours Truly, Ray Palp

    Woman

    Why did the blind woman get raped?

    Because she didn't know she was wearing see-through clothes.

    People

    There are people who are beautiful, and then there are people whom I won't rape.

    Woman

    If a woman gets raped, just walk away, don't bother. Cheer on the rapist if you want.

    They believe they are equal to men, right? So they are able to fight back, right? Then prove it! My EQUALITY!