You’re a grey sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.
You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.
If I were in a staring contest with you, I would be looking at a rainbow.
Have you ever seen a baby unicorn? No! Because unicorns are gay rainbows in equine form.
what do you call a gay drive by ?
a fruit roll up.
TASTE THE RAINBOW BITCH!!!
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The w.
So I found out a rainbow is basically where a guy ejaculate In a females mouth and he swallows her period juice and they both kiss each other swishing it together in each other's mouth and it forms a rainbow and a strawberry shortcake is basically where a dude ejaculates on females face and then punching her in the nose Causing her to bleed that's why it's called a strawberry shortcake
You’re a gray sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.
so i walked up to my grandma and i said what color would u be on a rainbow cupcake she just turned 61 ok ok so im like 'i got i got ok ok' she like: ok what color" i say:"grey"
What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?
Rainbow road
When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow. 'Cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science
So you get a new job, and here's something about this guy named Mike.
The next day you go into the office and Mike is sitting next to you, with unicorns and rainbows and stuff. Then, a co-worker comes up and says, "No one told you Mike was gonna be this GGGAAAAYYYYY *clap clap clap clap*."
Yo mama so old, on her birth certificate it said "expired."
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittles popped out.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.
Yo mama so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a shopping list.
Yo mama so ugly, she made the devil go to church.
Yo mama so fat she can’t even fit on the rainbow