I bought a rainbow gun, but for some reason it doesn’t shoot straight.
You’re a grey sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.
You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.
What do LGBTQ+ people use as a weapon in THG (The Hunger Games)?
A rainbow.
If I were in a staring contest with you, I would be looking at a rainbow.
What do you call six gay men at war? Rainbow Six Siege.
What do we find at the end of every rainbow?
The letter W.
Yo mama's so old, when she was a girl, rainbows were black and white.
Have you ever seen a baby unicorn? No! Because unicorns are gay rainbows in equine form.
What type of bow can't be tied?
Rainbow.
What do you call a gay drive by?
A fruit roll up.
TASTE THE RAINBOW BITCH!!!
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The w.
So I found out a rainbow is basically where a guy ejaculates in a female's mouth and she swallows her period juice and they both kiss each other, swishing it together in each other's mouth, and it forms a rainbow.
And a strawberry shortcake is basically where a dude ejaculates on a female's face and then punches her in the nose, causing her to bleed. That's why it's called a strawberry shortcake.
What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?
Rainbow Road.
You're a gray sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.
When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow, 'cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science
So, I walked up to my grandma and I said, "What color would you be on a rainbow cupcake?" She just turned 61, ok, ok. So I'm like, "I got it, I got it, ok, ok." She's like: "Ok, what color?" I say: "Grey."
So you get a new job, and here's something about this guy named Mike.
The next day you go into the office and Mike is sitting next to you, with unicorns and rainbows and stuff. Then, a co-worker comes up and says, "No one told you Mike was gonna be this GGGAAAAYYYYY *clap clap clap clap*."
I'm straighter than a rainbow.
Yo mama so old, on her birth certificate it said "expired."
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittles popped out.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.
Yo mama so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a shopping list.
Yo mama so ugly, she made the devil go to church.
Thor is so gay he farts the rainbow bridge to Asgard.
