Rainbow jokes

If I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn because they are Beautiful, Majestic, Sparkly, Bright, Gods. They create Joy and Happiness everywhere they go.

Unicorns made my life better when I got to know them more. ^-^ They filled my life with more Happiness. I believe in the Unicorns, and they'll believe in me. I am not a Unicorn, although I am the Princess of the Unicorn Land, but if I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn! :P

What's a prostitute's favorite snack?

Skittles. They love to taste the rainbow.

Rainbows top the class, as they always score with flying colors.

I bought a rainbow gun, but for some reason it doesn’t shoot straight.

What do LGBTQ+ people use as a weapon in THG (The Hunger Games)?

A rainbow.

You’re a grey sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.

You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.

What do you call six gay men at war? Rainbow Six Siege.

If I were in a staring contest with you, I would be looking at a rainbow.

What do we find at the end of every rainbow?

The letter W.

Yo mama's so old, when she was a girl, rainbows were black and white.

Have you ever seen a baby unicorn? No! Because unicorns are gay rainbows in equine form.

What type of bow can't be tied?

Rainbow.

What do you call a gay drive by?

A fruit roll up.

TASTE THE RAINBOW BITCH!!!

What is at the end of a rainbow?

The w.

So I found out a rainbow is basically where a guy ejaculates in a female's mouth and she swallows her period juice and they both kiss each other, swishing it together in each other's mouth, and it forms a rainbow.

And a strawberry shortcake is basically where a dude ejaculates on a female's face and then punches her in the nose, causing her to bleed. That's why it's called a strawberry shortcake.

What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?

Rainbow Road.

You're a gray sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.

When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow, 'cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science

So, I walked up to my grandma and I said, "What color would you be on a rainbow cupcake?" She just turned 61, ok, ok. So I'm like, "I got it, I got it, ok, ok." She's like: "Ok, what color?" I say: "Grey."

So you get a new job, and here's something about this guy named Mike.

The next day you go into the office and Mike is sitting next to you, with unicorns and rainbows and stuff. Then, a co-worker comes up and says, "No one told you Mike was gonna be this GGGAAAAYYYYY *clap clap clap clap*."