Rainbow jokes
My friends think I'm bipolar. I threw a pencil case at someone and I walked out, walked back in 2 seconds later and I was sunshines and rainbows.
Plz look up rainbow kiss - Bill Cosby.
If I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn because they are Beautiful, Majestic, Sparkly, Bright, Gods. They create Joy and Happiness everywhere they go.
Unicorns made my life better when I got to know them more. ^-^ They filled my life with more Happiness. I believe in the Unicorns, and they'll believe in me. I am not a Unicorn, although I am the Princess of the Unicorn Land, but if I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn! :P
What's a prostitute's favorite snack?
Skittles. They love to taste the rainbow.
Rainbows top the class, as they always score with flying colors.
I bought a rainbow gun, but for some reason it doesn’t shoot straight.
What do LGBTQ+ people use as a weapon in THG (The Hunger Games)?
A rainbow.
You’re a grey sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.
You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.
What do you call six gay men at war? Rainbow Six Siege.
If I were in a staring contest with you, I would be looking at a rainbow.
What do we find at the end of every rainbow?
The letter W.
Yo mama's so old, when she was a girl, rainbows were black and white.
Have you ever seen a baby unicorn? No! Because unicorns are gay rainbows in equine form.
What type of bow can't be tied?
Rainbow.
What do you call a gay drive by?
A fruit roll up.
TASTE THE RAINBOW BITCH!!!
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The w.
So I found out a rainbow is basically where a guy ejaculates in a female's mouth and she swallows her period juice and they both kiss each other, swishing it together in each other's mouth, and it forms a rainbow.
And a strawberry shortcake is basically where a dude ejaculates on a female's face and then punches her in the nose, causing her to bleed. That's why it's called a strawberry shortcake.
What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?
Rainbow Road.
You're a gray sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.
When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow, 'cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science