What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
"Somewhere Over the Rainbow" by Harold Arlen.
Rainbow Jokes
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
Somewhere over the rainbow.
What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?
Rainbow road.
What's a prostitute's favorite snack?
Skittles. They love to taste the rainbow.
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
I drove my new rainbow-colored car today. For some reason, it wouldn't go straight.
I'm as straight as a rainbow.
Person 1: “You assume I’m gay because I have rainbow hair, I’m wearing a rainbow shirt, and I have a rainbow pride flag behind me?”
Person 2: “You assume I’m disabled because I have deformed arms and limbs, no legs, and I ride around in a wheelchair?”
What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?
One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.
What do you call a group of gay gamers?
Rainbow Six.
What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?
Rainbow Road.
What do we find at the end of every rainbow?
The letter W.
When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow, 'cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science
Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit on the rainbow.
I could be red, I could be orange, I could be yellow, I could be green, I could be blue, I could be purple, but I would be dead.
You're a gray sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.
So I found out a rainbow is basically where a guy ejaculates in a female's mouth and she swallows her period juice and they both kiss each other, swishing it together in each other's mouth, and it forms a rainbow.
And a strawberry shortcake is basically where a dude ejaculates on a female's face and then punches her in the nose, causing her to bleed. That's why it's called a strawberry shortcake.
I bought a rainbow gun, but for some reason it doesn’t shoot straight.
If I were in a staring contest with you, I would be looking at a rainbow.
Yo mama so old, on her birth certificate it said "expired."
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittles popped out.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.
Yo mama so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a shopping list.
Yo mama so ugly, she made the devil go to church.