Rainbow jokes
What does a Right-Winger say when he sees a rainbow above the sky?
"A colorful sky? That's too woke for me. Jesus and our ancestors would have never stood for this!"
A skinny black person named "Treyvon Robinson" joins a pickup basketball game at the local court, trash-talking about his "superior athletic genes" while munching on a stolen bag of Skittles. The ref blows the whistle for a foul, and he argues, "That ain't fair, I'm just naturally dominant!"
But the team's coach, a burly black dude who's been eyeing him all game, grabs him by the jersey, blindfolds him with a sweaty headband, slathers lube from his gym bag all over, and pile-drives his ass courtside in a twisted BDSM slam dunk, yelling, "Now taste the rainbow, punk!"
There are some questionable candies out there, such as:
"All I want is a good Blow Pop."
"I don’t even want to know where that Butterfinger has been."
"If you do, you’ll probably end up with tasting the rainbow."
"Nobody wants to bite into an O’Henry."
"Or adopt Three Musketeers."
"Or even end up with a Sour Patch."
What’s the best kind of candy to offer at a Pride parade?
Skittles.
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
"Somewhere Over the Rainbow" by Harold Arlen.
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
Somewhere over the rainbow.
What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?
Rainbow road.
What's a prostitute's favorite snack?
Skittles. They love to taste the rainbow.
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
I drove my new rainbow-colored car today. For some reason, it wouldn't go straight.
I'm as straight as a rainbow.
Person 1: “You assume I’m gay because I have rainbow hair, I’m wearing a rainbow shirt, and I have a rainbow pride flag behind me?”
Person 2: “You assume I’m disabled because I have deformed arms and limbs, no legs, and I ride around in a wheelchair?”
What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?
One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.
What do you call a group of gay gamers?
Rainbow Six.
What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?
Rainbow Road.
What do we find at the end of every rainbow?
The letter W.
When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow, 'cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science
Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit on the rainbow.
I could be red, I could be orange, I could be yellow, I could be green, I could be blue, I could be purple, but I would be dead.
You're a gray sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.