Rainbow

Rainbow jokes

Pride

What’s the best kind of candy to offer at a Pride parade?

Skittles.

What's a prostitute's favorite snack?

Skittles. They love to taste the rainbow.

I drove my new rainbow-colored car today. For some reason, it wouldn't go straight.

Person 1: “You assume I’m gay because I have rainbow hair, I’m wearing a rainbow shirt, and I have a rainbow pride flag behind me?”

Person 2: “You assume I’m disabled because I have deformed arms and limbs, no legs, and I ride around in a wheelchair?”

What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?

One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.

I could be red, I could be orange, I could be yellow, I could be green, I could be blue, I could be purple, but I would be dead.

So I found out a rainbow is basically where a guy ejaculates in a female's mouth and she swallows her period juice and they both kiss each other, swishing it together in each other's mouth, and it forms a rainbow.

And a strawberry shortcake is basically where a dude ejaculates on a female's face and then punches her in the nose, causing her to bleed. That's why it's called a strawberry shortcake.

If I were in a staring contest with you, I would be looking at a rainbow.