Newest Racist Jokes - Page 11

Two chinamen walk into a bar, the landlord says why the same face.

Did you hear about the racist sprinkler? It kept going: Spick spick spick Chink chink chink!

What do you call a German lesbian? A krautmuncher.

I’m not racist I just have black guns

Slapped cheese on my white friend told him I like cheese on my crackers

America has white people that are terrorists and racists. They love to blame people from different countries for what they have done.

White person: We are not terrorists. Why would ever do that in our history? The rest of the people: *looks at them stupid* Yall were the first mother fuckers to be a terrorist first and then wanting to blame others for your action.

1 person: You still carrying that confederate flag. It means hatred and still trying to fight to bring back slaves again. Yall say it's heritage and not hate but clearly still a fucking loser and your flag has an X means wrong. So... Still a loser. People can't be racist to a racist. It just doesn't make sense. Im not saying all white people are racist but I am talking about the ones who voted for trump and be blind as hell. FUCK DONALD TRUMP AND THE RACIST PEOPLE>

What do you call a blind racist? A not see

Just because I don't like Lewis Hamilton, doesn't make me racist.

What do you call a African American pilot?

A pilot you racist bastard.

Theses are all racist 😂

What do you call a racist crow?

Jim

HA URANUS FACE Not in a racist way tho

What do you call a group of white people running down a hill?

An avalanche

Just to get things straight I'm NOT I REPEAT NOT RACIST but this joke goes out to all the people who talk about other people with darker skin than the other person.

Bully: your skin is so black and ugly.( for the 5th time ) Me: I'm so happy you love my skin color! Bully: ew no I don't! Me: then why do you keep talking about it?

Why Belgians don’t eat shit sandwich? They don’t fancy bread!

Why did the Chinese woman hang up? Because she Wang the Wong number.

Things said by racist aliens:

"Some of my best friends are Green." "I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship." "You're very pretty for a Purple girl." "We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!" "Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people." "You 2-headed people are so stupid!" "No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes." "Get out of my store you grigger!" "The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let's burn some spaceships on the Greenies' lawns!"