Quit jokes

So, apparently, Hitler's dad was quite the abusive fellow, always beating his son.

Guess that's why he's called (Hit)ler.

I met a really greedy oyster. It was quite shellfish.

Did you hear about the guy who got electrocuted?

It was quite a shocker.

Quit making those progeria jokes. They get old very quickly.

Why did everyone quit the high school volleyball team? To join Coach Kyle's team, of course!

I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?

She was fed up with the hole business.

I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It's very rewarding, but quite challenging.

Took me ages to get her husband's voice right.