I have a pussy. It's very hairy. It has a long thing sticking out of it. It's also very hair. My hairy pussy meows and purrs.
Maude of ghostposter is a dumb Christian pussy-ass bitch. She's so fucking squeamish it's hilarious, although I hate her.
What's the hardest part of eating bald pussy? Pulling the diapers back up when you're done!
Shipmate: Captain, there’s an iceberg and we need to steer around it right now!
Captain: My momma didn’t raise no pussy. Either that iceberg is gonna move or I am.
"Penis equals power, pussy equals wussy."
MY DAD IS A PUSSY
My new stepfather told me that I'm his new son, so I said okay.
My stepfather said that my and your mom have a few things in common. I said, "Yeah, like what?" My stepfather said, "Well, you came out of your mother's pussy; I eat your mother's pussy. You used to suck on your mother's tits; now I suck on your mother's tits. Your mother used to smack you in the ass when you act up; now I smack your mom in the ass now. Your mother calls me daddy; now I am your new daddy."
Mad Pussy
A girl asks her Asian boyfriend if he wants to eat her pussy. He asks her why she is taking off her clothes, instead of cooking her cat.
What do the mafia and pussies have in common?
One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit.
"kill yourself" "kill me yourself pussy"
Pussy no pussy
There was this guy who asked a girl how much her hand jobs are. "$25k." How much are your blowjobs? "$50k." How much do you charge to have sex on the street? REPLY: "I would if I had a pussy."
A penis has a sad life.
His hair is a mess.
His family is nuts.
His neighbor is an asshole.
His best friend is a pussy.
And his owner beats him.
Saying balls go into pussy.
Pussy = drugs
Carter is a pussy
I would tell a pussy joke, but you would never get it.
What do gay girls order in a bar?
Pussy juice.
If life was like Pacific Rim, I'd say your mom's pussy was a category 5.
