Purpose jokes
Why did the panda cross the road to get to the bamboo house?
Hello, anybody, I've just shot somebody. I did it on purpose.
Once, an orphan purposely fell out of a tree. He forgot his parents wouldn't catch him.
Your life can't be a joke; a joke has meaning.
What's life if you don't have one...
My life, but wait, jokes actually have meaning.
Sorry, I don't have a joke here... Just wondering how idiots end up here complaining about offensive jokes when you ended up here. You had to click that section on purpose, right? If you can't take it, piss the fuck off... If I'd be gay and I'd look up gay jokes and get offended... how stupid is that?
If you're reading this, then your life means nothing...
Have a nice day! 🙂😊
What's the difference between a knife and my life?
A knife has a point.
Why do we even live? We're just gonna die anyway, so what's the point?
What is the difference between a dead baby and an orphan?
The dead baby happened on purpose while the orphan came out as an accident!
A man gave me 1 dollar that was ripped and laughed away. I wonder why he did that.
He did that on purpose to trick me, then I met him in the threes.
What's the similarity between a broken pencil and my life?
They're both pointless.
The difference between my life and a joke is that a joke has meaning.
I've looked everywhere... I just can't seem to find where I left my will to live.
I wish I could say that my life is a joke, but I can't because jokes have a meaning.
Don't say your life is a joke because jokes have meaning.
I'm not completely useless; I can be used as a bad example.
"The f*** am I even doing here?"
Hi, here's a joke: You're wasting your time and space, you know it... :D