Asshole
I was going to walk to Verizon, but I decided to Sprint over to T-Mobile instead.
you know bins???? they're TRASH
I dreamed I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow, but when I woke up my pillow was gone!
Hot shingles in your neighbourhood wanting to get nailed.
The irony of metal jokes is pretty fun. But it lead to a lot of people steeling them.
Robin: "The car's not working." Batman: "Did you check the battery?" Robin: "What's a tery?"
Roses are red, Violets are violet.
I have a skeleTON of jokes but none of them are very humerous.
what did the banana say to the banana
u look a-pealing
Chimmy: (smoking because of fire place) Chimmy2: your to young to smoke
Murder:wanna play a game? me:ok (pulls out xbox controller)
Someone asked me where to find de wae? I replied with:oh de wea thats a shop its down the road
i would tell you a chemistry pun but i wont get a reaction
The lunch lady gave me only one carrot. I didn't carrort-all.
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snow women?
-Snow balls
can we have a party in space? .... First we need to planet ;) get it plan it = planet
Where do pencils go on holiday?
Pencilvania! (Pennsylvania)
What did Saturday on the day before Friday?
I’m thursty (Thursday)
Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me. It was such a nice jester! :D