Pub jokes
A bear walked into the bar and said, "Can I have a cola and a...whisky?" The bartender says, "What's with the big paws?"
Why did the emo leave the bar?
Because it was happy hour.
Man walks into a bar and sees a bear serving drinks... Sits down looking astonished. The bear says, "what's the matter you never saw a bear serving drinks?" The man says, "it's not that, I just never thought the moose would sell the place."
A redneck and a Black man walk into a bar and order a drink.
An Indian guy and an American guy in a wheelchair met in a bar for drinks.
The American guy got drunk and fell on the sidewalk.
The Indian guy got drunk and walked away.
A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a door, and a staircase.
A mushroom walked into a pub.
He asked the bartender to give him a beer.
The bartender said, "I can't, you'll get too rowdy."
The mushroom then said, "Oh come on! When I drink, I'm a fun guy!"
A horse walks into a bar.
Several of the patrons quickly get up and leave, realizing the potential danger in the situation.
A guy walks into a bar. He sees a hot girl. He walks up to her and says, "You're getting laid tonight." She replies, "What are you, some sort of psychic?" He says, "No, I'm just stronger than you."
Coronavirus walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "Gimme a shot of whiskey, will ya?"
The bartender says, "Sorry. We don't serve viruses here."
Corona replies, "Well, you're not a very good host."
Community talk
A man had just finished drinking at the pub yk how it goes walking besides the train tracks AND THIS WAS A SMALL VILLAGE SO NOT MUCH HAPPENED When suddenly he saw a random silver case on the side in the grass near the train tracks NOW PEOPLE HAD BEEN SEEING THIS SUIT CASE FOR A FEW WEEKS NOW but no one did anything or opened it because what if a man left it yk? cant go through someones stuff But the mans curiosity go… Read more