What do you call a night guard at the glory hole inside a adult bookstore?
Guardian of the confessional booth.
I was at the bar late last night when a waitress screamed, "Anyone know CPR?" I said, "Shit, I know all the letters of the alphabet." Everyone laughed, well, except for this one guy.
What’s the name of the band in the gay bar?
A: Beers for Queers.
I like strippers on me.
I'm gonna open up a bar for emos. I think I'll call it the The Cutting Board.
