Pub jokes
The barman says, "We don't serve time travelers in here."
A time traveler walks into a bar.
A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a door, and a staircase.
An Irish guy walks out of a bar....
A time traveler walks into a bar.
He orders a beer and a shot of whiskey.
A Roman walks into a bar.
He holds up two fingers and says, "Give me five beers."