Programming

Programming jokes

Space

  • I've sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there's no space on their training program.

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  • Friend

  • My friend: You ever feel like life is pointless? *drives faster*

    Me: Yea-

    My friend: If you could die with one person, who would it be? *speeds up more*

    Me: H-hey, you should slow down! Slow down, slow down! We're about to-

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  • School

  • One day, I came home from school and said to my dad, "I got expelled from school today." He said, "How?" I said, "I threw my book at the teacher." He asked, "Why?" I told him, "We were doing an anti-bullying program, and my teacher said words can't hurt me, so I threw my dictionary at her."

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  • Community talk

  • Fun fact: All humans are defaultly programmed to be female. Therefore for a male to be born, an SRY gene on the Y chromosome has to be turned on. Men love talking about logic and facts until the fact is that they all started out as female in the womb. Being a man is quite literally a biological detour. You didn't upgrade, you just deviated from the original master plan.

  • So if y'all haven't noticed i was gone for the weekend Basically it was just like a regional convention for my Jewish youth group Basically to sum up what happened is well I started wearing this Jamaican hat-wig for funnies Kinda like fell hard for a girl (like really really fell for her) Ate shitty meals Did like this event for senior members where we did this got seat thing and i was asked which girls among the sen… Read more