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Programming jokes

Baby

  • Baby > commits start breathing.

    Mom > commits abort.

    Baby > commits ohshit.exe

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  • Fun fact: All humans are defaultly programmed to be female. Therefore for a male to be born, an SRY gene on the Y chromosome has to be turned on. Men love talking about logic and facts until the fact is that they all started out as female in the womb. Being a man is quite literally a biological detour. You didn't upgrade, you just deviated from the original master plan.

  • So if y'all haven't noticed i was gone for the weekend Basically it was just like a regional convention for my Jewish youth group Basically to sum up what happened is well I started wearing this Jamaican hat-wig for funnies Kinda like fell hard for a girl (like really really fell for her) Ate shitty meals Did like this event for senior members where we did this got seat thing and i was asked which girls among the sen… Read more