Your Momma's so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
Programming Jokes
I was asked to design a website for an orphanage, so I decided to design it without the home page.
I just watched a program about beavers. It was the worst dam program I've ever seen.
A robot walks into a bar and orders a martini.
The bartender is flabbergasted that a robot can do that.
"New around here?" said the bartender.
"Nah, been here a while," said the robot.
Bartender "You can talk?"
Robot "Yeah, pretty cool, huh."
Bartender "Why do you want a martini?"
Robot "Oh, I'm just in the mood for one, you know?"
The bartender is shocked to see a robot making completely normal small talk.
The robot seems to be just like a normal human.
"Wow, who programmed you?" asked the bartender.
"The top minds in the world," said the robot.
The robot speaks again, "I have a question for you..."
Bartender, "What?"
"Why did you read this entire story? It does not have a punchline. I just wasted your time. Get bamboozled, nerd!"
What do inner city schools and databases have in common?
Their problems are usually caused by a race condition.
Sus
Why did the robot cross the road?
Because he was programmed by the chicken!
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought NASA is a gaming program!
Unpopular opinion about programming but,
"Uncaught TypeError: Cannot read property 'myUnpopularOpinion' of undefined."
AI - AI - Rabo several projects:
Decker: “No Hebingingennanorin and Chirver.”
Alx: “Madam Bob Lee Hubn Vera 20”
Are you interested in it?
More than two boot branches.
What makes a software developer feel rich?
Their cache.
with (DYM 27)
Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?
When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Algorithm.
Algorithm who?
Think Algorithm to the store.
Looks like URL encoding is enabled for special characters inside comments. Good job to whoever developed this website!
Yo mama so fat she is the Google JavaScript loading.
How did the Java programmer's son get rich?
Because of inheritance.
This isn't a joke.
with (DYM 130).
Baby > commits start breathing.
Mom > commits abort.
Baby > commits ohshit.exe
