A robot walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender is flabbergasted that a robot can do that. "new around here?" said the bartender "nah, been here awile" said the robot Bartender "you can talk?" robot "yeah, pretty cool huh." bartender "why do you want a martini" robot "oh, i'm just in the mood for one, you know?" The bartender is shocked to see a robot making completely normal small talk. The robot seems to be just like a normal human, "wow, who programmed you?" asked the bartender "the top minds in the world." said the robot. The robot speaks again, "I have a question for you..." Bartender, "what?" "Why did you read this entire story, it does not have a punchline, I just wasted your time, Get bamboozled nerd!"
What do inner city schools and database have in common?
Their problems are usually caused by a race condition.
why did the robot cross the road?
because he was programmed by the chicken!
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unpopular opinion about programming but, Uncaught TypeError: Cannot read property 'myUnpopularOpinion' of undefined.
How did the Java programmer's son get rich?
Because of inheritance.
This isn't a joke.
Good news! There's a new program to help autistic people. It's called Action T-4.
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?
They're both inside jobs.
