Princess

Princess Jokes

Why did Cinderella get kicked out of Disneyland?

Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and said, "Lie, bastard, lie!"

Me and my friend went to the park. After a while, we grabbed our little princess and said, "It's time to go, sweetie." But before we could go, someone said, "Stop them, they have my daughter!"

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Why was Han Solo so suspicious when he put his penis inside Princess Leia for the first time?

Because it was Luke warm.

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