How did Princess Diana cross the road through the windshield
How did they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment...
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it goo!!
Why did princess Diana cross the road?
-she wasn't wearing a seat belt
What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach? It's not you, it's a-me, Mario!
Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports? Because she always ran away from the ball.
Why was Han Solo so suspicious when he put his penis inside Princess Leia for the first time? -- Because it was Luke warm.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
