Princess jokes
What were Princess Diana's last words?
Have you been Dri...?
What was the one word that could have saved Princess Diana's life?
Taxi.
Why did Princess Di cross the road?
Momentum.
Why did Cinderella get kicked out of Disneyland?
Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and said, "Lie, bastard, lie!"
What was the last thing that crossed Princess Diana's mind?
The steering wheel.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
'Cause she didn't wear a seatbelt.
Why did Snow White get kicked out of Disneyland?
She sat on Pinocchio's face and said: "Lie to me! Lie to me!"
Do you know why the Royal family can no longer play Monopoly?
How do you think Princess Diana died?
...Too soon?
Me and my friend went to the park. After a while, we grabbed our little princess and said, "It's time to go, sweetie." But before we could go, someone said, "Stop them, they have my daughter!"
How did Princess Diana cross the road?
Through the windshield!
How did they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment...
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll let it goo!
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach?
It's not you, it's a-me, Mario!
Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports? Because she always ran away from the ball.
Why was Han Solo so suspicious when he put his penis inside Princess Leia for the first time?
Because it was Luke warm.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.