Princess Diana jokes
Did you know Princess Diana's last dress she wore was white? But afterwards, it was red.
How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff?
Because they found her Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment!
What is the difference between Princess Diana and my laptop?
When my laptop crashes, I give a s**t.
What's the difference between 63 cents and Princess Diana?
It's easier to scrape up 63 cents.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing her seatbelt.
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders all over the windshield.
Do you know why the Royal family can no longer play Monopoly?
How do you think Princess Diana died?
...Too soon?
What were Princess Diana's last words?
Have you been Dri...?
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff?
Yea, they found her “head and shoulders“ on the backseat of her car.
How did Princess Diana cross the road?
Through the windshield!
Did you know that the Royal family like carnivals?
Princess Diana was really fond of bumper cars.
Did you hear about the new drink commemorating Princess Diana?
It had nine shots and seven chasers!
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
'Cause she didn't wear a seatbelt.
How did Princess Diana die?
Giving the glove box head.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
What's the difference between Princess Diana and Thomas the Tank Engine?
Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel.