Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
What does Diana stand for?
Died In A Nasty Accident.
What were Princess Diana's last words?
Have you been Dri...?
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing her seatbelt.
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders all over the windshield.
Did you know Princess Diana's last dress she wore was white? But afterwards, it was red.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? The Wall was their last big hit.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing a seat belt.
How did Princess Diana die?
Giving the glove box head.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
Did you hear about the new drink commemorating Princess Diana?
It had nine shots and seven chasers!
How did Princess Diana cross the road?
Through the windshield!
Do you know why the Royal family can no longer play Monopoly?
How do you think Princess Diana died?
...Too soon?
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She forgot to put her seatbelt on.
Did you know that the Royal family like carnivals?
Princess Diana was really fond of bumper cars.
