Princess Diana jokes
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing a seat belt.
Did you know that the Royal family like carnivals?
Princess Diana was really fond of bumper cars.
How did Princess Diana cross the road?
Through the windshield!
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? The Wall was their last big hit.
What is the difference between Princess Diana and my laptop?
When my laptop crashes, I give a s**t.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She forgot to put her seatbelt on.
Did you know Princess Diana's last dress she wore was white? But afterwards, it was red.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing her seatbelt.
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders all over the windshield.
How did Princess Diana die?
Giving the glove box head.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
'Cause she didn't wear a seatbelt.
What's the difference between Princess Diana and Thomas the Tank Engine?
Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff?
Because they found her Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment!
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff?
Yea, they found her “head and shoulders“ on the backseat of her car.