Priest's jokes
What's the opposite of an exorcism?
When Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child...
When a Muslim dies, he gets 72 virgins.
It's the same thing with priests, except the virgins are children.
Why did the priest buy a clown suit?
Because the old one had blood all over it.
What do you call a reverse exorcism?
It's where a demon pulls a priest out of a child.
Why is Biden a priest?
So kids call him father.
In the movie "Cars 2", there is a priest, which means car Jesus died for the sins of the cars.
A child molester and a priest walk into a bar. He orders a drink.
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both shove their meat into 10-year-old buns.
What did the priest say to the Muslim? Wazza!
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and acne?
Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
What happens when you throw an underage boy between two Catholic priests?
They fight and... You know the rest.
Why do I call my priest daddy?
Because he raped my mom when she was 13. She's 27 now.
Why do Catholic priests suck on the cock of a young boy in his parish?
Because it tastes like a Vienna sausage.
What's the difference between acne and a priest?
Acne waits until a boy is 13 before it comes onto his face.
What happened to the eight-year-old boy that needed to go to the bathroom during church?
The priest stopped him on the way there.
A 23 year old priest walks into a high school with an automatic weapon. He tells those who believe in God to stand up and leave.
To the children who don't leave, he says, "Do not worry my children, I shall make thou 'hole-y' as well."
He then proceeds to shoot all of the students left.
What's the difference between acne and a priest?
Acne waits until you're a teen to cum on your face.
What do you get when you cross a priest with a toilet?
Holy shit.
How can you tell the difference between a Christian priest and a zit?
One waits until you're twelve to come on your face.
Why are priests called father? Because it's not appropriate to call them daddy. Also because it is embarrassing.