Priest's jokes
What's the opposite of an exorcism?
When Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child...
Where do babies get baptized?
So the priest can wash their sex toys.
What do two priests say to each other when they walk into an orphanage?
"Let us pray."
A priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube. The priest asks what they are doing. The boys answer that the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on.
A priest and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink.
What do priests and McDonald's have in common?
They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns!
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the devil tells the priest to get out of the child.
What do a priest and Christmas tree lights have in common?
They can both flash.
Why do people call priests "Father"?
Because it’s too suspicious to call them "Daddy."
When a Muslim dies, he gets 72 virgins.
It's the same thing with priests, except the virgins are children.
Why did the priest buy a clown suit?
Because the old one had blood all over it.
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both shove their meat into 10-year-old buns.
In the movie "Cars 2", there is a priest, which means car Jesus died for the sins of the cars.
A child molester and a priest walk into a bar. He orders a drink.
Why is Biden a priest?
So kids call him father.
What do you call a reverse exorcism?
It's where a demon pulls a priest out of a child.
What did the priest say to the Muslim? Wazza!
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and acne?
Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
What happens when you throw an underage boy between two Catholic priests?
They fight and... You know the rest.
Why do I call my priest daddy?
Because he raped my mom when she was 13. She's 27 now.