Priest's jokes
A priest, a minister, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar.
The bartender looks at them and says, "Is this a joke?"
What's the difference between a penis and the bible? Nothing, the priest shoved them both down my throat.
What's the difference between McDonald's and a priest?
Nothing... They both stick their meat in ten-year-old buns.
Where do babies get baptized?
So the priest can wash their sex toys.
A priest and a pedophile walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Jim!"
A child, molester, and priest walk into a bar.
He orders a drink.
What do a priest and a pedo have in common?
Nothing, they both like kids.
Did you know that...the only reason you don't call priests "daddy" is because that's what you call them in sex!
Your mommy.
I was blessed with a 9 inch penis.
The priest is in jail now.
How do you kill a little boy?
You throw him between two Catholic priests.
What do you call a sex offender attending church? A priest.
They don't call priests "daddy," they call me daddy.
A priest walks into a wine store.
"Do you have any 10-year-olds?" Seller: "What the f- Oh, you meant 10-year-old wine." Priest: "I said what I said."
Q: What's the difference between LeBron James and a priest?
A: The size of balls they play with.
What's the difference between a priest and SpongeBob?
SpongeBob asks if you're ready first.
What's a little white dot on a priest's dick? A baby tooth.
What is a reverse exorcism? It is when the Devil tries to pull a priest out of a child.
How is a priest like a wristwatch?
They both start at 12.
A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar.
The bartender looks at them and says, “What is this – a joke?”
A guy was dying after getting stabbed in a church. He said to the priest, "Please say a prayer for me," and the priest said, "I ain’t got nun left." Then he died.