Priest's jokes
What's the opposite of an exorcism?
When Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child...
What do priests and McDonald's have in common?
They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns!
A priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube. The priest asks what they are doing. The boys answer that the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on.
A priest, a rabbi, and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, “Is this some kind of joke?”
A priest and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink.
Why do people call priests "Father"?
Because it’s too suspicious to call them "Daddy."
What do a priest and Christmas tree lights have in common?
They can both flash.
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the devil tells the priest to get out of the child.
When a Muslim dies, he gets 72 virgins.
It's the same thing with priests, except the virgins are children.
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and acne?
Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
Why did the priest buy a clown suit?
Because the old one had blood all over it.
A child molester and a priest walk into a bar. He orders a drink.
Why is Biden a priest?
So kids call him father.
In the movie "Cars 2", there is a priest, which means car Jesus died for the sins of the cars.
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both shove their meat into 10-year-old buns.
What did the priest say to the Muslim? Wazza!
What do you call a reverse exorcism?
It's where a demon pulls a priest out of a child.
What happens when you throw an underage boy between two Catholic priests?
They fight and... You know the rest.
Why do I call my priest daddy?
Because he raped my mom when she was 13. She's 27 now.
What's the difference between acne and a priest?
Acne waits until a boy is 13 before it comes onto his face.