Practical Joke jokes
One time Chuck Norris peed in the gas tank of a semi truck as a practical joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
I popped some fireworks and told my Vietnamese grandfather that World War 3 started.
My mom got a clown for my birthday, but it ended up being my sister. 🤡
Tell an old person to pretend [they are] shaking salt in their mouth... you'll see!
What happened when the teacher tied all the students' shoe laces together?
They took a class trip.
If somebody gives you lemons, cut them in half and do the juice in his eyes.
What's the best way to prank your blind girlfriend?
Fill her closet with see-through clothes.
How do you surprise a blind man? Put a plunger in the toilet.
Here is a funny little prank I did on my sister. So she was in her room when she reached to get her shampoo, cause you know girls and hair, when she went to squeeze it out, it came out oil, toothpaste, chicken breast, barf, and onions! SHE PUT IT IN HER HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GROSS BUT FUNNY!
When she got to school she heard kids laughing at her cause the prankster did it again!
Later!
Sometimes I have this incredible urge to grab a child from school and yell, "I'm you from the future!"
Hi guys, the prankster is back!
I was gone for a long time because of this bullying about a nice sweet girl named Gwen! So my 6th prank is on...
When I put some bad stuff in my sister's toothpaste bottle!
Okay, so I took some smelly mints from the jelly bean game! I had molded cheese jelly bean, molded milk, and worms jelly bean! Jelly bean tasting is this game where weird tasted jelly beans are in there, so I got some mints and put it there! Then next thing you knew was, my sassy ass sister had her breath smelling like a chimpanzee's buttock!
Q: How do you punish a blind person?
A: Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.
How do you punish a blind kid?
Rearrange the furniture.
How to surprise a blind man: put a plunger in the toilet!
Hear about the guy who dipped his nuts in glitter?
Pretty nuts!
2019 Senior Prank: Hey fellas, let's black out the school. Haha, we're so sneaky, oh yes!
2020 Senior Prank: Hey guys, I'm a tech whiz, let's spread a rumor on the internet saying a disease called the corona virus exists! Haha, it'd be so funny and good, even the whole world might fall for it!
Everyone in December 2020 looks at tech whiz: "...you son of a b*tch!!!"
Tech whiz: "You guys are the a**holes! I mean you fell for it for a whole year!"
Prankster pranks.
Fake lobster in the toilet. 8:00 a.m.
Prank phone calls. 9:00 a.m.
What did Helen Keller's mother do to her when she was mad at her?
She left the plunger in the toilet, she put doorknobs on all the walls, and she rearranged the furniture.
Hola! This is when I pranked my mom! I took a fake lobster and put it in the toilet. The fake lobster was in your attic, used for lobster parties, but anyway, I put the fake lobster in the toilet, so when my mom comes in she will find it and overreact to it. Well, she did not overreact, she FREAKED OUT OVER IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
First she screamed and then she looked at it and she saw it was fake. laterrrrrrr that's the prankster!
How do you surprise a blind kid?
Put a plunger in the toilet.