Practical Joke

Practical Joke Jokes

Chuck Norris

One time Chuck Norris peed in the gas tank of a semi truck as a practical joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

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  • Firework

    I popped some fireworks and told my Vietnamese grandfather that World War 3 started.

    Clown

    My mom got a clown for my birthday, but it ended up being my sister. 🤡

    Salt

    Tell an old person to pretend [they are] shaking salt in their mouth... you'll see!

    Teacher

    What happened when the teacher tied all the students' shoe laces together?

    They took a class trip.

    Lemon

    If somebody gives you lemons, cut them in half and do the juice in his eyes.

    Girlfriend

    What's the best way to prank your blind girlfriend?

    Fill her closet with see-through clothes.

    Prank

    Here is a funny little prank I did on my sister. So she was in her room when she reached to get her shampoo, cause you know girls and hair, when she went to squeeze it out, it came out oil, toothpaste, chicken breast, barf, and onions! SHE PUT IT IN HER HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GROSS BUT FUNNY!

    When she got to school she heard kids laughing at her cause the prankster did it again!

    Later!

    Child

    Sometimes I have this incredible urge to grab a child from school and yell, "I'm you from the future!"

    Prank

    Hi guys, the prankster is back!

    I was gone for a long time because of this bullying about a nice sweet girl named Gwen! So my 6th prank is on...

    When I put some bad stuff in my sister's toothpaste bottle!

    Okay, so I took some smelly mints from the jelly bean game! I had molded cheese jelly bean, molded milk, and worms jelly bean! Jelly bean tasting is this game where weird tasted jelly beans are in there, so I got some mints and put it there! Then next thing you knew was, my sassy ass sister had her breath smelling like a chimpanzee's buttock!

    Gun

    Q: How do you punish a blind person?

    A: Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.

    Nut

    Hear about the guy who dipped his nuts in glitter?

    Pretty nuts!

    Prank

    2019 Senior Prank: Hey fellas, let's black out the school. Haha, we're so sneaky, oh yes!

    2020 Senior Prank: Hey guys, I'm a tech whiz, let's spread a rumor on the internet saying a disease called the corona virus exists! Haha, it'd be so funny and good, even the whole world might fall for it!

    Everyone in December 2020 looks at tech whiz: "...you son of a b*tch!!!"

    Tech whiz: "You guys are the a**holes! I mean you fell for it for a whole year!"

    Prank

    Prankster pranks.

    Fake lobster in the toilet. 8:00 a.m.

    Prank phone calls. 9:00 a.m.

    Helen Keller

    What did Helen Keller's mother do to her when she was mad at her?

    She left the plunger in the toilet, she put doorknobs on all the walls, and she rearranged the furniture.

    Prank

    Hola! This is when I pranked my mom! I took a fake lobster and put it in the toilet. The fake lobster was in your attic, used for lobster parties, but anyway, I put the fake lobster in the toilet, so when my mom comes in she will find it and overreact to it. Well, she did not overreact, she FREAKED OUT OVER IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    First she screamed and then she looked at it and she saw it was fake. laterrrrrrr that's the prankster!

    Kid

    How do you surprise a blind kid?

    Put a plunger in the toilet.