What's the difference between a million dollars and a million dead babies?
I don't have a million dollars laying around my house.
I gave an orphan an iPhone X for a reason.
It doesn’t have a home button.
What's an orphan's favorite food? Nothing, they can't afford it.
What do you call a grown-up orphan? Homeless.
Yo mama so dumb, she sold her car for gas money.
Yo mama so poor the ducks throw bread at her.
Why is the iPhone X best for orphans?
There is no home button.
What's worse than having an honorary degree from Harvard? Being homeless and having an honorary degree from Harvard.
Money means nothing to me. Ask me for it, you will get nothing.
If I had a coin for every time someone said, "If I had a coin," I'd still be living paycheck to paycheck.
So my friend's birthday was coming up, so I got him a new box to live in.
What's a homeless person's favorite cookie?
Pooreos.
You're so poor, people break into your house and leave things.
One day, I saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" I said, "His parents."
Yo mama so poor she walked into an elevator and thought it was a mobile home.
What's the difference between an American 12-year-old and an African 12-year-old? About 40 pounds.
At least Africans don't have to worry about food critics.
I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes.
The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked away with her cardboard box.
What do orphans need in order to mail letters?
Food stamps.
I's so poor that I had to rob a food bank for a loaf of bread.
What do you call a homeless bounty hunter?
Hobo Fett!
