Poverty jokes
Why are orphans so successful?
When they were told to go big or go home, they only had one option.
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because when he was told "go big or go home," he only had one option.
You are so poor, when I pass you, you ask for spare change, and I was poor, too.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
There's a home button.
What do orphans get at Xmas?
Lonely.
Orphan: Wanna have a sleepover?
Friend: But you're an orphan.
Orphan: Just wanted a place to sleep tonight!
Why did the doctor turn down the orphan?
He was a family physician.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Their dad didn't come back with the milk.
If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I'd be broke.
Why did the orphan play GTA? So he could get wanted.
I was on an orphan's website, but I pressed on his profile and realized he had no home page.
What is the difference between an iPhone and an orphan?
An iPhone has a button to go home.
The orphan wanted to call home sick, but there was no one.
The orphan went to school to have food, but there was no money in his account.
Why can’t the orphan get any of the new iPhones?
'Cause none of them have a home button.
African Kid: "Mom, can we have water?"
Mom: "Sure, it's in the house."
African Kid: *Goes to the fridge and opens the door searching for cold water*
The fridge: ERROR 404 Water Not Found
It's not funny to joke about orphans. Without any education, they'd never understand what the jokes mean.
Today I saw a little boy wearing rags sitting on a curb. I said, "Awww, are you an orphan?" He said, "Yes, what gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
A man sees a small boy begging for money. He walks up to him and asks him if he is an orphan.
The boy asks, "What gave me away?"
The man responds, "Your parents."
I teach orphans.
But the problem is I can't give them homework.