Poverty

Poverty jokes

I was on an orphan's website, but I pressed on his profile and realized he had no home page.

The orphan wanted to call home sick, but there was no one.

The orphan went to school to have food, but there was no money in his account.

African Kid: "Mom, can we have water?"

Mom: "Sure, it's in the house."

African Kid: *Goes to the fridge and opens the door searching for cold water*

The fridge: ERROR 404 Water Not Found

It's not funny to joke about orphans. Without any education, they'd never understand what the jokes mean.

Today I saw a little boy wearing rags sitting on a curb. I said, "Awww, are you an orphan?" He said, "Yes, what gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."

A man sees a small boy begging for money. He walks up to him and asks him if he is an orphan.

The boy asks, "What gave me away?"

The man responds, "Your parents."

Me: "Gift a homeless kid iPhone 7."

The kid: But it has no home button.

Me: Exactly. 💀

An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."

A homeless kid once said he will go home.

Why do orphans only have iPhone XR?

Because they don't have home buttons.

How many orphans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they don't even got a home.

Why do orphans eat dry cereal for breakfast?

They're still waiting for their dad to come back with the milk.

Eminem: "He don't even know his own father." Orphans: Dang, wish I could listen to that. Eminem: At least you have a rap God to call father.