Pov jokes

POV: You are 7 years old and you find a stick. SWORD.

POV: You go to Asian prison.

You get served extra rice.

POV: you

POV: You accidentally get H in your IV drip.

POV: Your dad is gone.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Not your dad. LMAO.

POV: You go to your nail artist for pink nails, but she gives you stupidness. 😂😂😂

Todoroki POV: All he can think about is Deku.

A girl and her brother are walking in their garden. POV: Brother. Sister: "Why are you cutting those flowers?"

Brother: "Because they're beautiful!"

Sister: "I thought you said you cut yourself because you aren't."

Brother:......

POV: I made a blind joke.

"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"

POV: The quiet kid starts playing "Pumped Up Kicks" in the parking lot before school.

:me😐

POV: 11:07 PM At night, reading these when you notice that, like everyone else, you have no life.

POV: Orphans rule the world.

God said, "I'm your dad," then kills himself.

The orphan: Waaaaaa!

POV: An Asian kidnapper kidnapped an Asian kid, and the kidnapper called the kid's mom. Then the mom said, "No, it's fine, my kid got a B, he failed." And the kidnapper let him go saying he doesn't need a failure.

POV: Your grandma is on life support. I would unplug her life support to charge my third phone.

POV: You walk up to your short friend and say, "How is the weather down there?"

POV: You liked this joke because you're straight.

POV: You're an orphan.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Not your mom.

POV: Wine Taster in hell.

I was sitting with the best wine ever made on the table in front of me. This silhouette begins to speak, "You have risen to be the most superb Wine Taster on Earth. Then you got run over by a truck hauling freshly made wine to a warehouse. Your crimes are as follows: you left your high school prom date with another man after you got her pregnant, you let your mother believe that the cat ran away after you drowned it in the pool, and you never got married. How do you plead?"

The man looked at the silhouette like it was a purple rabbit.

"Guilty," said the man, "but if you would be so kind would you at least tell me what the wine in front of me tastes and smells like? I will take any punishment you deem fit."

"Very well," said the silhouette, "but you will regret that request."

Out of the shadows comes a boy only looking 19 years old. The boy says, "I will you taster today. I am confident about my sense of taste." The boy takes the first bottle and opens it, pours it into a wine glass, and swirls it around. He then takes a sniff and begins to drink, to the Wine Taster he says, "Mmmm, taste like chicken."

POV: Someone stole Michael Jackson's baby: "He he stole my bab(y), he he."