Pov jokes
POV: You keep having auditory hallucinations and fully believe your house is haunted because you never went and got diagnosed for schizophrenia.
POV: Your grandma is on life support. I would unplug her life support to charge my third phone.
POV them: What's one move to get a man motivated in bed?
Her: All you gotta give is that hawk tuah and spit on that thang, you get me?
POV: An Asian kidnapper kidnapped an Asian kid, and the kidnapper called the kid's mom. Then the mom said, "No, it's fine, my kid got a B, he failed." And the kidnapper let him go saying he doesn't need a failure.
POV: When the orphan kid goes to church and they have to swear on something.
The kid: "I swear on my... friends. Oh wait, I don't have any."
POV: You're sitting here waiting for a good joke. I wait, unfulfilled.
POV: Me going to jail after giving the orphan kid a computer without the motherboard.
POV: A person made you mad, but you're Chinese and they have a cat. "CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, BITCH."
POV: You go to Asian prison.
You get served extra rice.
POV: I made a blind joke.
"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"
POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.
POV: Get a banana cleaner and use it as a sex toy.
POV you are drunk and telling jokes and no one is listening 😭😭😭
POV: you
POV: Her name is Alli.
POV: me telling a joke.
My dad: nobody likes a smart-ass.
Me: Nobody likes a smart-ass until the smart-ass finds a cure for cancer.
POV: I threw a paper airplane between the two twins, class.
POV: You make an emo Mr. Beast.
POV: You are 7 years old and you find a stick. SWORD.
POV: The quiet kid starts playing "Pumped Up Kicks" in the parking lot before school.
:me😐