POV: Your grandma is on life support. I would unplug her life support to charge my third phone.
Pov Jokes
POV them: What's one move to get a man motivated in bed?
Her: All you gotta give is that hawk tuah and spit on that thang, you get me?
POV: An Asian kidnapper kidnapped an Asian kid, and the kidnapper called the kid's mom. Then the mom said, "No, it's fine, my kid got a B, he failed." And the kidnapper let him go saying he doesn't need a failure.
POV: When the orphan kid goes to church and they have to swear on something.
The kid: "I swear on my... friends. Oh wait, I don't have any."
POV: You're sitting here waiting for a good joke. I wait, unfulfilled.
POV: Me going to jail after giving the orphan kid a computer without the motherboard.
POV: A person made you mad, but you're Chinese and they have a cat. "CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, BITCH."
POV: You go to Asian prison.
You get served extra rice.
POV: I made a blind joke.
"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"
POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.
POV: Get a banana cleaner and use it as a sex toy.
POV you are drunk and telling jokes and no one is listening 😭😭😭
POV: you
POV: Her name is Alli.
POV: me telling a joke.
My dad: nobody likes a smart-ass.
Me: Nobody likes a smart-ass until the smart-ass finds a cure for cancer.
POV: I threw a paper airplane between the two twins, class.
POV: You make an emo Mr. Beast.
POV: You are 7 years old and you find a stick. SWORD.
POV: The quiet kid starts playing "Pumped Up Kicks" in the parking lot before school.
:me😐
POV: Wine Taster in hell.
I was sitting with the best wine ever made on the table in front of me. This silhouette begins to speak, "You have risen to be the most superb Wine Taster on Earth. Then you got run over by a truck hauling freshly made wine to a warehouse. Your crimes are as follows: you left your high school prom date with another man after you got her pregnant, you let your mother believe that the cat ran away after you drowned it in the pool, and you never got married. How do you plead?"
The man looked at the silhouette like it was a purple rabbit.
"Guilty," said the man, "but if you would be so kind would you at least tell me what the wine in front of me tastes and smells like? I will take any punishment you deem fit."
"Very well," said the silhouette, "but you will regret that request."
Out of the shadows comes a boy only looking 19 years old. The boy says, "I will you taster today. I am confident about my sense of taste." The boy takes the first bottle and opens it, pours it into a wine glass, and swirls it around. He then takes a sniff and begins to drink, to the Wine Taster he says, "Mmmm, taste like chicken."