Pov jokes

POV: You keep having auditory hallucinations and fully believe your house is haunted because you never went and got diagnosed for schizophrenia.

POV: Your grandma is on life support. I would unplug her life support to charge my third phone.

POV them: What's one move to get a man motivated in bed?

Her: All you gotta give is that hawk tuah and spit on that thang, you get me?

POV: An Asian kidnapper kidnapped an Asian kid, and the kidnapper called the kid's mom. Then the mom said, "No, it's fine, my kid got a B, he failed." And the kidnapper let him go saying he doesn't need a failure.

POV: When the orphan kid goes to church and they have to swear on something.

The kid: "I swear on my... friends. Oh wait, I don't have any."

POV: You're sitting here waiting for a good joke. I wait, unfulfilled.

POV: Me going to jail after giving the orphan kid a computer without the motherboard.

POV: A person made you mad, but you're Chinese and they have a cat. "CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, BITCH."

POV: You go to Asian prison.

You get served extra rice.

POV: I made a blind joke.

"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"

POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.

POV: Get a banana cleaner and use it as a sex toy.

POV you are drunk and telling jokes and no one is listening 😭😭😭

POV: you

POV: Her name is Alli.

POV: me telling a joke.

My dad: nobody likes a smart-ass.

Me: Nobody likes a smart-ass until the smart-ass finds a cure for cancer.

POV: I threw a paper airplane between the two twins, class.

POV: You make an emo Mr. Beast.

POV: You are 7 years old and you find a stick. SWORD.

POV: The quiet kid starts playing "Pumped Up Kicks" in the parking lot before school.

:me😐