Deku jokes

Deku: Hey, Todoroki?

Shoto: Wht?

Deku: I just found out on the news that your dad froze to death. Do you know who did it?

Shoto: :)

Deku: Hey Todoroki, are you done with your Halloween costume?

Todoroki: Yes. *comes out in a macaroni outfit*

Deku: Wha- I'm todoroni.

Bakugo: OMFG, I'm out! *blows up UA*

Todoroki POV: All he can think about is Deku.

Todoroki POV: Deku = femboy.

Deku POV: Todoroki = big 8=====D.

Katsuki Bakugou went into a bar and said: "Where is that damn nerd?!?". Everyone was confused.

Bakugou says: "Tell me where Deku is or I'll kill you!" He kills them all because they all have green hair.

when you don't have a phone to play Fruit Ninja and improvise.

I downloaded Fruit Ninja so I can cut fruit instead of myself.

So, Duracell batteries do run out.

I ate the Emo Emo no Mi from One Piece. It gave me the powers of black hair, depression, and suicidal thoughts.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.