
Deku jokes
Deku: Hey, Todoroki?
Shoto: Wht?
Deku: I just found out on the news that your dad froze to death. Do you know who did it?
Shoto: :)
Deku: Hey Todoroki, are you done with your Halloween costume?
Todoroki: Yes. *comes out in a macaroni outfit*
Deku: Wha- I'm todoroni.
Bakugo: OMFG, I'm out! *blows up UA*
Todoroki POV: All he can think about is Deku.
That wasnt very plus ultra of you
Todoroki POV: Deku = femboy.
Deku POV: Todoroki = big 8=====D.
Katsuki Bakugou went into a bar and said: "Where is that damn nerd?!?". Everyone was confused.
Bakugou says: "Tell me where Deku is or I'll kill you!" He kills them all because they all have green hair.
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
BIDEN!
What do you get when I get mixed with coffee?
De-presso.
Beans
Hatsune Miku is not from an anime.



