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Robot

8 views · TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

DIBS

A black and white comic panel shows two skeleton robots standing next to each other looking towards a toaster robot on the right. One of the skeleton robots has a speech bubble saying "DIBS".

Extraterrestrial

11 views · Cahyani Ambara · 3 years ago

A possessed boi or math?

The image is a meme with two panels. The left panel shows a blue, four-limbed, cartoonish figure, described as "An extraterrestrial being, that can take on many forms, with infinite power, that can make anyone go absolutely deaf." The right panel shows a simple math equation written in a child-like scrawl: "4 x 0 = 0", labeled as "A 3rd grade math equation."

Crack

15 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A flowchart with the title "Should you buy crack" has a series of questions leading to the decision of buying crack or not. The flowchart starts with the question "Do you have money?", if no, then "Not for crack", if yes, then, a box says "Blasphemy!". After that, questions about job, payment, possession, and finally whether you have a warm hole leading all the way to "Buy some crack"

Name

16 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A mugshot of a man named Barry Larry Terry with wide, startled eyes. The text below states that he was arrested for unlawful possession of a wild racoon and not having a headlamp on his bicycle. The text above the image says "There is so much going on here. The name, the crimes, the mugshot."

Court

284 views · Heroin Monkey · 4 months ago

A black and white image of a court transcript snippet. In lines 1-2, MR. CHASE says, "Hi reader! You look great today!" In line 3, THE COURT responds, "What?" In lines 4-6, MR. CHASE explains, "I'm breaking the Fourth Wall and speaking to whoever reads this Court Transcript." Line 7 and the following cut-off line show THE COURT saying, "Sir, you are being charged for possession of child porn."

Ps5

6 views · Adolf kitler · 1 year ago

The image shows a cat with a red background and a hammer and sickle symbol. Text above the cat says "*our PS5". Additional text says, "Me: *gets a new PS5* My little brother:".

Cake

1 view · ur mommy · 3 years ago

those one people that joke around to much

A baby with cake smudged around its mouth is holding a spoon. Text above the baby says, "TOUCH MY CAKE," and text below the baby says, "AND I'LL CUT YOU."

Cat

4 views · Adolf kitler · 1 year ago

A cat looks at a sandwich with text "One of these days, you will be mine."

Kitty

7 views · ✨Jassy✨ · 2 years ago

Fuck off! Finders keepers losers weepers now move bitch

A meme shows a man trying to take a cat from a dog who is standing on its hind legs and holding the cat. The text reads "NOOO! It's my kitty! Get your own kitty!"

Nut

yourmomleft yourdadf · 3 years ago

true

A squirrel holds a gun, as if to threaten the viewer. The text says: WHEN SOMEONE MESSES WITH YOUR NUTS

Lamborghini

71 views · Anonymous · 7 years ago

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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