There once was a boy named Sammy who loved this girl beyond belief. Her name was Rayne, but she didn’t notice him and or talk to him, but one day she did and they ended up liking each other and getting married and living happily... wait, no, that’s not right.
Sammy actually snuck into Rayne’s house one day and kidnapped her and locked her in his basement and made her into a puppet so he could keep her forever and ever. The End.
What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Mustang Challenger?
I don't have a Mustang Challenger in my garage.
What is a reverse exorcism?
It’s when the demon tells the priest to get out of the childs body.
Both man and woman have balls, but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have. 😁
If Carlos and Jose took a brownie from me and I had 10 to start, what do I have?
Answer: A math problem.
(To a thief) If you like taking things, hbu take my life.
My dog got mad at me for touching his toy. He said, "Get your paws off my toy!"
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the demon tells the priest to exit the child's body
What do people use more than you that is yours?
