20+ Best Portrait Jokes - Page 2 - Worst Jokes Ever

Orphan

Anonymous · 4 years ago

What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?

A family portrait.

Selfie

ǟֆɦȶօռ քǟʀӄɛֆ ツ · 3 years ago

thats me

A man with spiky hair and a neutral expression is facing the camera. He stands against a background of posters and papers on a blue wall.

Celebrity

opal💫 · 1 year ago

My beloved

A close-up of a person with dark hair, pale skin and red jacket, wearing a black turtleneck. He looks directly at the camera with a slightly pouty expression.

Pic

Blach66.1 · 2 years ago

Its time i send a pic of myself, yes it actually me

A person dressed as a ghost with a white sheet and a decorated headband is walking, and a group of teenagers are standing in the background.

Collage

Anonymous · 2 years ago

JAsmin.

The image is a collage of multiple photos of a person named Jasmin. The photos are mostly black and white or dark, and some show Jasmin posing or looking at the camera. There are a few other elements in the background of some of the pictures like an ocean, a butterfly or a line drawing.

Face Rev

Depresso_Espresso · 3 years ago

Face rev

A girl with light brown hair and blue eyes is wearing a hooded sweatshirt. She has a slightly puckered face. The picture is taken in front of a window with a rural landscape in the background.

Face reveal

I am he. · 3 years ago

Face reveal!

A man with glasses and a white cap is taking a selfie in front of some flowers.

Actor

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A black and white charcoal drawing of Johnny Sins with a small inset image of Dwayne Johnson. The text "Learn to draw my fave actor" appears at the bottom.

Car

Willy b · 6 months ago

A black and white image styled like a family photograph. It features Mater and Lightning McQueen from the movie Cars standing next to each other with two smaller cars in front of them. The smaller cars look like Lightning McQueen but have Mater's distinctive buck teeth, implying a biological connection between the two main characters.

Rosa Parks

Anonymuous · 8 months ago

Still on the back of the bus huh

The back of a city bus features a wrap-around advertisement with a portrait of Rosa Parks and the text "HONORING ROSA PARKS". Above the ad, the word "max" is printed twice.

Mashup

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image is a digitally manipulated photograph of Charles Manson, Marilyn Manson, and Marilyn Monroe, made to resemble a family portrait. Charles Manson is on the left with a beard and brown hair. Marilyn Manson, made to look like a child, is in the center with no eyebrows. Marilyn Monroe is on the right with blond hair. They are all smiling.

Hoodie

CUTE BOY · 3 years ago

THIS IS ME

A person with long brown hair is wearing a blue hoodie with the hood pulled over their head, obscuring their face. Only their mouth is visible. The background shows a classroom with 'WELCOME' written on the wall.

Selfie

✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

This is me <3

A selfie of a young girl with glasses, a pink top, and a gray hoodie, standing in a room.

Selfie

COOL BRO · 3 years ago

THIS IS ME

A young man with dark hair is wearing a gray hoodie. He is looking into the camera with a playful smile. He has a dog filter applied to his face with brown ears and a snout.

Selfie

COOL EMO GIRL 💖 · 3 years ago

THIS IS ME

A person with dark hair and a mask takes a selfie with a phone. The phone has a dragon on the cover. The person is wearing a black top and a chain. The text "THIS IS ME" is displayed.

Face Rev

GayAndProudLol · 3 years ago

face rev

A girl with long, light brown hair and blue eyes is looking directly at the camera. She's in front of a wall with a space-themed design including planets and a window with a view of space. She's wearing a ring on her finger.

Forehead

Glassiiewxter · 1 year ago

Bro: my forehead isn’t that big

A mugshot-style photo of a man with an absurdly large forehead and ears. His features are comically distorted.

Family

Dawson Maxey · 3 years ago

Ahhhh Family Memories

Three young men pose for a photo. One man wears a white tank top and has a fake pregnant belly, with a mustache. The other two men wear dark t-shirts. The man on the right has a hat that reads "WAYNE'S WORLD". The background is a plain blue color. The text says: "Ahhhh Family Memories"

Lego

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a picture of a person made up of small Lego bricks. The text above it says, "Here's a picture of my brother and I playing with Legos."

Man

Daddy dick · 3 years ago

Hi

A close-up portrait of a man with a large forehead and a slight smile. The background is blurry and indistinct. He is looking straight at the camera.

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