What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung
What’s the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and the white stripes? One has icky thump and the other does icky hump.
I saw one of my cringe jokes from before I had an account and decided to remake it
How did the pornstar cut herself while using a drill? She was to used to grabbing the tip.
What does a Male Asian P*rnstar like to say? "I love eating cat"
What's the Pixar movie close to being a pornstar? Toy Story... *I got a friend in me*
What does a 100 year old pornstar and the white stripes have in common? Icky Thump
You raise me up to stand on mountains said the drawf pornstar on my penis
When you see a group of pornstars sitting together looking up with their mouths open that's when you know that Mama bird is back at the nest to feed the baby birds some worms.
I’m glad I’m not a pornstar... that would be pretty sucky
Why do people watch hentai?....because they are fake as pornstars are.
Here is a dark joke for you guys....'Why do pornstars scream DADDY!! in their videos...because they were child molested by their father'
What Is The Difference Between A Pornstar And Mosquito No One Stops Sucking Say Yes If You Wanna Fuck
What's the difference between a mosquito and a pornstar? One stops sucking when you smack it.
Him: I work with animals all day. Her: Awwww what do you do? Him: I'm a pornstar.
a pornstar committed sue of side her coworkers must be taking it hard
What did the pornstar say to the unemployed homeless man?
Get a fucking job.
