Pornstar jokes
I want to be a pornstar. Even if I completely suck, they will still give me a firm raise.
What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung.
What’s the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and The White Stripes?
One has "Icky Thump," and the other does "icky hump."
How did the pornstar cut herself while using a drill?
She was too used to grabbing the tip.
What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?
"I love eating cat."
What's the Pixar movie close to being a pornstar? Toy Story... *I got a friend in me*
What do a 100-year-old pornstar and The White Stripes have in common? Icky Thump!
"You raise me up to stand on mountains," said the dwarf pornstar on my penis.
When you see a group of pornstars sitting together looking up with their mouths open, that's when you know that Mama bird is back at the nest to feed the baby birds some worms.
I'm glad I'm not a pornstar... that would be pretty sucky.
Why do people watch hentai?
Because they are as fake as pornstars are.
Here is a dark joke for you guys... "Why do pornstars scream, "DADDY!" in their videos? Because they were child molested by their father!"
What is the difference between a pornstar and a mosquito?
No one stops sucking.
Say yes if you wanna fuck.
What's the difference between a mosquito and a pornstar? One stops sucking when you smack it.
Him: I work with animals all day.
Her: Awwww what do you do?
Him: I'm a pornstar.
A pornstar committed suicide; her coworkers must be taking it hard.
What did the pornstar say to the unemployed homeless man?
Get a fucking job.