Pornstar

Pornstar Jokes

Emo

What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?

They are both hung.

Slime

What’s the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and The White Stripes?

One has "Icky Thump," and the other does "icky hump."

Drill

How did the pornstar cut herself while using a drill?

She was too used to grabbing the tip.

Male

What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?

"I love eating cat."

Toy Story

What's the Pixar movie close to being a pornstar? Toy Story... *I got a friend in me*

Common

What do a 100-year-old pornstar and The White Stripes have in common? Icky Thump!

Group

When you see a group of pornstars sitting together looking up with their mouths open, that's when you know that Mama bird is back at the nest to feed the baby birds some worms.

Hentai

Why do people watch hentai?

Because they are as fake as pornstars are.

Daddy

Here is a dark joke for you guys... "Why do pornstars scream, "DADDY!" in their videos? Because they were child molested by their father!"

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  • Difference

    What is the difference between a pornstar and a mosquito?

    No one stops sucking.

    Say yes if you wanna fuck.

    Mosquito

    What's the difference between a mosquito and a pornstar? One stops sucking when you smack it.

    Animal

    Him: I work with animals all day.

    Her: Awwww what do you do?

    Him: I'm a pornstar.

    Job

    What did the pornstar say to the unemployed homeless man?

    Get a fucking job.