Popularity

Popularity Jokes

Grandpa

My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said, "I inherited a watering hole."

Bewildered, I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?"

"I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."

Kid

Why is the blind kid popular?

He can't see the middle fingers.

School shooting

The school shooter: "I finally found you worthless crybabies!!"

The Quiet Kid: "How are a bag of chips and a mac11 the same?"

The school shooter: "I don't know."

The Quiet kid: "When you pull them out everybody wants to be your friend."

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Hit

What's the difference between Wacko Jacko and Elvis Presley?

14 number 1 hits.

Jesus

"Jesus is the pioneer of Hollywood. He's still famous and my favorite idol."

Gun

What does a gun and gum have in common?

When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.

School

What's the cool thing about bringing a pack of gum or a shotgun to school?

When you pull one out everybody wants to be your friend. :)

Gun

What does a piece of gum and a gun have in common?

You pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.

Justin Bieber

What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?

They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.

Gun

What's the difference between 8 and 9? When you have the 9, everyone wants to be your friend.