Why is the blind kid popular?
He can't see the middle fingers.
JFK was so popular he was banged in front of his Wife
Jesus is the pioneer of Hollywood. He's still famous and my favorite idol.
what's the cool thing about bringing a pack of gum or a shotgun to school.
when you pull one out everybody wants to be your friend. :)
I heard this was a really popular funeral home. People are dying to get in.
Popular guy in class - I am so funny. Me - Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing on it.
What is the most popular game at the orphanage?
Need For Speed MOST Wanted.
What is a popular name for girl peanuts? Michelle.
What did the emo say to the popular kid?
Go fuck yourself for thinking all emos cut becasue they don't.. yk for a matter of fact fuck all you guys..
:popular girl. Sorry iM lAtE. :teacher. Why are u late! :girl. I NeEd My BueAty SleEp :Nerd. Well u might need to hibernate because u ain’t pretty
bro whenever i look at you fortnite gets popular again
Q?: Why didn't the Oak tree win the election? A: He didnt get the votes he was oaking for, Because he was not the popular vote.
I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.
Rape is so out dated but when u pay them money it is a popular date!
The popular girl told me "I bet your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!" Two weeks later, She shows up pregnant.
... I guess her rubber broke too
My dumb ass thinking i made a friend, oh ya i forgot literally nobody likes me!!!!
Do you know why jesus is so popular with the ladies?? Haven't you ever seen pictures of the guy? He was hung like this.. 🤚--------🤪----------✋
One of the most popular documentaries of the 2010’s was ‘Jiro Dreams of Sushi’.
One of the least popular documentaries was ‘Jiro’s Nightmare of Ass-Rape’.
Why does the ice cream 🍨 have so many friends?
Because he’s cool.
My childhood tormentor was at school. I walked through so I could get to class. And then he said, "Hey you donkey." I said, "Thank you, I'm so happy that I'm something, not nothing like you. And I gave him a pink lollipop. He walked off. And I became popular. Or should I say, Lolli-Popular. Sorry
