Poo jokes

My friend's 4-year-old daughter made up this joke.

What kind of poo should you put in your hair?

Shampoo.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

I did ap.

I did ap who? (I did a poo)

EEWW you did a poo???

My mom once ate a full giant cheesecake, and we were walking to our flight back home, and she had to sh*t.

We were walking to the bathroom, and she full on [did it] in front of the carousel. She had a lump of poo in her pants... True story, haha!

Me: Knock knock.

My sister: Who's there?

Me: I eat mop.

My sister: I eat mop who?

My mind: I eat my poo.

My sister getting it.

My mum told me to do the dog poo, but I couldn't find you anywhere.

Why did Tigger look in the toilet?

He was looking for "poo."

Roses are dead, violets smell like poo, I got a big fucking shotgun, what you gonna do?

Knock knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? (You're a poo.)

"Poo heads."

Pee pee poo poo wall.

Charli tries to roast me: Roses are red, violets are blue, and you look like poo.

Me: You must have been born on the highway because that's where most accidents happen.

POO I LOVE POO.

Here’s my song:

“Poo poo poo pooo pooe poop poop poopy.”

Thank you!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

I did app.

I did app who?

You did a poo.

Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop.

What’s the opposite of poo?

What did the swearing hen say?

"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK!" (It's cluck.)

What did the cussing rooster say?

"Cock-a-doodle-doo, phew!"

What is the politically correct term for rabbit shit?

Raisins.

I lick poo for a living... You?

NASA is big fat poo 💩 no🍱🍠🥮🧀🍘🧀.

It's amazing how many things rhyme with blue.

Blue, sue, stew, poo, screw, new, boo, do, rue, glue, you, to, too, flew, you, goo, zoo, two, moo, woo, ooh, blew...