my mom once ate a full giant cheesecake and we were walking to our flight back home and she had to shat. we were walking to the bathroom and she full on in front of the caroulsel, she had a lump of poo in her pants... true story haha
me:knock knock my sister: whos there me: i eat mop my sister: i eat mop who my mind: i eat my poo my sister getting it
My mum told me to do the dog poo but I couldn't find you anywhere
Why did tigger look in the toilet?
He was looking for poo
Roses are dead, voilet smell poo, i got a big fucking shot gun, qhat you gona do
Pee pee poo poo wall
charli trys to roast me: roses are red violets are blue and u look like poo Me: you must of been born on the highway cuz thats where most accidents happen
POO I LOVE POO here’s my song ‘poo poo poo pooo pooe poop poop poopy’ thank you
Knock knock who’s there I did app I did app who U DID A POO
pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop
What’s the opposite of poo
What did the swearing hen say?
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck FUCK! (It's cluck)
What did the cussing rooster say?
Cock-a-poo-dle phew!
What is the politically correct term for rabbit shit?
Raisins.
I Lick poo for a living... You?
NASA is. Big fat poo 💩 no🍱🍠🥮🧀🍘🧀
It's amazing how many things ryme with blue.
Blue, sue, stew, poo, screw, new, boo, do, rue, glue, you, to, too, flew, you, goo, zoo, two, moo, woo, ooh, blew...
roses are red,vilots are blue,i tell you you look pretty,but all you do is look like a poo
If I was a poo I’d be the one that gets stuck to the bottom of the shitter when no one wants ya xox
What's brown and sticky? A stick with poop on it.
Or a stick with poo on it.
Why did the boy drop his ice cream because he got hit by a truck
knock knock. whos there? Europe. Europe who? no im not a poo your a poo.
