Knock knock Who's there? I did ap. I did ap who ( I did a poo ) EEWW you did a poo???
My mom once ate a full giant cheesecake, and we were walking to our flight back home, and she had to sh*t.
We were walking to the bathroom, and she full on [did it] in front of the carousel. She had a lump of poo in her pants... True story, haha!
Me: Knock knock.
My sister: Who's there?
Me: I eat mop.
My sister: I eat mop who?
My mind: I eat my poo.
My sister getting it.
My mum told me to do the dog poo, but I couldn't find you anywhere.
Why did tigger look in the toilet?
He was looking for poo
Roses are dead, violets smell like poo, I got a big fucking shotgun, what you gonna do?
Pee pee poo poo wall.
Charli tries to roast me: Roses are red, violets are blue, and you look like poo.
Me: You must have been born on the highway because that's where most accidents happen.
POO I LOVE POO here’s my song ‘poo poo poo pooo pooe poop poop poopy’ thank you
Knock knock who’s there I did app I did app who U DID A POO
Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop.
What’s the opposite of poo
What did the swearing hen say?
"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK!" (It's cluck.)
What did the cussing rooster say?
"Cock-a-doodle-doo, phew!"
What is the politically correct term for rabbit shit?
Raisins.
I lick poo for a living... You?
NASA is big fat poo 💩 no🍱🍠🥮🧀🍘🧀.
It's amazing how many things rhyme with blue.
Blue, sue, stew, poo, screw, new, boo, do, rue, glue, you, to, too, flew, you, goo, zoo, two, moo, woo, ooh, blew...
roses are red,vilots are blue,i tell you you look pretty,but all you do is look like a poo
If I was a poo, I’d be the one that gets stuck to the bottom of the shitter when no one wants ya xox.
What's brown and sticky? A stick with poop on it.
Or a stick with poo on it.
