Poo jokes
My friend's 4-year-old daughter made up this joke.
What kind of poo should you put in your hair?
Shampoo.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
I did ap.
I did ap who? (I did a poo)
EEWW you did a poo???
My mom once ate a full giant cheesecake, and we were walking to our flight back home, and she had to sh*t.
We were walking to the bathroom, and she full on [did it] in front of the carousel. She had a lump of poo in her pants... True story, haha!
Me: Knock knock.
My sister: Who's there?
Me: I eat mop.
My sister: I eat mop who?
My mind: I eat my poo.
My sister getting it.
My mum told me to do the dog poo, but I couldn't find you anywhere.
Why did Tigger look in the toilet?
He was looking for "poo."
Roses are dead, violets smell like poo, I got a big fucking shotgun, what you gonna do?
Knock knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? (You're a poo.)
"Poo heads."
Pee pee poo poo wall.
Charli tries to roast me: Roses are red, violets are blue, and you look like poo.
Me: You must have been born on the highway because that's where most accidents happen.
POO I LOVE POO.
Here’s my song:
“Poo poo poo pooo pooe poop poop poopy.”
Thank you!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I did app.
I did app who?
You did a poo.
Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop.
What’s the opposite of poo?
What did the swearing hen say?
"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK!" (It's cluck.)
What did the cussing rooster say?
"Cock-a-doodle-doo, phew!"
What is the politically correct term for rabbit shit?
Raisins.
I lick poo for a living... You?
NASA is big fat poo 💩 no🍱🍠🥮🧀🍘🧀.
It's amazing how many things rhyme with blue.
Blue, sue, stew, poo, screw, new, boo, do, rue, glue, you, to, too, flew, you, goo, zoo, two, moo, woo, ooh, blew...