Poo jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, I tell you, you look pretty, but all you do is look like a poo.
If I was a poo, I’d be the one that gets stuck to the bottom of the shitter when no one wants ya xox.
What's brown and sticky? A stick with poop on it.
Or a stick with poo on it.
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a truck.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not a poo, you're a poo.
Deja-poo.
The sense or feeling you have dealt with this crap in the past.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To poo in the toilet.
A fact! I think I'm officially a poo-buster, as the plunger does look like the weapon in "Ghostbusters"!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, you're a poo.
Knock knock. Who is there? Poo. Poo who? Hey, I need ta go poooooooooooop!
Today I told my sis, "Knock knock."
She said, "Who's there?"
I said, "I Eat eat my mop."
She said, "I eat mop poo instead of who."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita poo let me in!
Maishah the poo turned into a fart, which is the big fart monster's best friend. This is her: 🐷🐷🐷🐷🤢🤢🤢💩💩💩💩👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻🐽🐽🐽
What did the poo say to the fart:
You blow me away!
Her last name starts with "A" and ends with "D," and the middle letters are "P-O-O."
Maishah, the poo comes from an old bathroom in a country starting with B.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ididap.
Ididap who?
That's the joke, you did a poo!
Why did piglet go to the bathroom?
To search for Poo.
How does he go for a poo? He logs out.
Poo.
Roses are red, violets are blue, she is hot, but you're as ugly as poo.