Player Jokes

Once I went to watch a match in protugol it was between penaldo and his kids the Refree was Georgiana(his wife) mpaypal and igayspeed were also there the match begin and his kids scored 2 goals in first 10 minutes and during when match was about to end penaldo got angry and asked his wife for penalties his wife declined and he tortured and beat her up and took 10 penalties (missed 7 of them ) but won 3-2. Shame on u penaldo 😡😡😡

I played Clash of Clans and when I requested troops, all i got were some muslim wall breakers.

how many tottenham players does it take to win a trophy? it doesn't matter how hard they try, they still can't win one anyway

What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basket ball player? Blue Jay Simpson!

wanna know why kobe can't shoot

because he's dead

What is a Fortnite players favorite football team : The rabbit raiders LOLO”OO LMAO LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL LMAO 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

why cant asian play base ball - because they will eat the bat

Why did the Xbox player cross the road? To render in the buildings.

What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.

Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player? A. Osama Bin Ballin

What did the orphan poker player say to the elder?

“Will you raise me?”

What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.

LEWENGOALSKI

I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.

WHY DO FORTNITE PLAYERS HAVE SUCH GOOD TEETH

BECAUSE THEY LIKE TO FLOSS

A lion, Johnny Depp, and a hockey player from Nashville all have one thing in common.

They're all Predators!

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