Plane

Plane Jokes

Irony

How ironic is this?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers.

World Trade Center

What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?

“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”

9/11

When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.

Tower

Is it a bird? Is it a plane?

I don't know, but it's coming for the towers.

Tower

One day, I was just chillin', being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing.

Then it hit me.

Friend

Me and my friend were cranking 90s in Fortnite, then our other friend joined, started flying a plane. We died like all the people in 9/11.

Taliban

How do Taliban parents feed their babies?

"Here comes the plane... weeee, BOOM! 💥"

Crash

Why do blind kids like plane crashes?

Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.

Tower

Which tower is better at playing catch? The south tower, obviously. It caught 2!

Atomic Bomb

Why did the Japanese NOT shoot down the American plane that was dropping atomic bombs?

From what their eyes saw, it was a piece of rice.

Father

I would like to die like my Islamic father, in his sleep, but not like the rest of the people in the plane or those in those identical towers.

Twin Towers

Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?

Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.

Terrorist

Q: What did the terrorist say during a plane flight? A: “Wow! This flight is the bomb!”