Plain jokes

What was the last pizza order at the World Trade Center?

Two large planes.

One day my sister was making hotdogs. My sister asked me if I wanted some. I said no. Then my sister asked my friend, and he always said no.

Then my sister said I have to eat it plain with no flavor. We have no ketchup, mustard, or onions. My friend said I got something to give it flavor. My sister said, "Okay."

My sister left the kitchen to get something. I asked my friend what are you going to do. Then he took the hotdog bread, opened it, and ran his penis all around it, and put some white cream that came out of his penis. I put the hotdogs on the bread. Then my sister came back and put hotdogs on the hotdog bread. I told my sister the hotdogs are ready. She ate them. I asked how were the hotdogs. My sister said, "I don’t know what flavor is this, but it is very tasty."

I ordered my sandwich at a restaurant on 9/11 spicy, it came out plain.

What did the Twin Towers say to the plane?

Why were Twin Towers mad that their food wasn’t good enough?

Because they got plain.

7 little children gathered around the bed Bill Cosby's fantasy.

All he wants to do is tickle the kids, it's as plain as can be.

7 cellmates gathered around the bed ready to rape Bill Cosby instead.

People who make these jokes are plain crazy, more crazy than Islamic extremists.

Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?

Because they wanted something plain.

"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."

What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?

They never land.

Just like the planes.

Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.

"Hi, plane," said the tower.

Why was the Pakistani bomber angry? Since he got a pepperoni instead of a plain [pizza].

What's Bin Laden's favorite flavor of crisp? Plain.

Where is the building I was in, and why is there a plane?

I would like to make a Minecraft joke...

It would be too plain.

The most famous line from Shakespeare’s play Julius Caesar is “Et tu, Brute?”

Why can’t he just speak plain English?

Why were the Twin Towers mad?

Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza but it came plain.

These are just plain wrong jokes.

Here’s my pun.

Yup literally nothing... jeez this was pretty plain.