Plain jokes
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.
Q: What did the terrorist say during a plane flight? A: “Wow! This flight is the bomb!”
"Hi, plane," said the tower.
7 little children gathered around the bed Bill Cosby's fantasy.
All he wants to do is tickle the kids, it's as plain as can be.
7 cellmates gathered around the bed ready to rape Bill Cosby instead.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza but it came plain.
I took a plane to go see my hairline.
What kind of bagel can fly?
A plain.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pizzas and they only got plain: one came late, and then went to the wrong location.
Where is the building I was in, and why is there a plane?
What did one plane say to the other? "Let's fly!"
People who make these jokes are plain crazy, more crazy than Islamic extremists.
Here’s my pun.
Yup literally nothing... jeez this was pretty plain.
What kind of pizza do Asians get?
Prain.
What did the Twin Towers say to the plane?
Why was the Pakistani bomber angry? Since he got a pepperoni instead of a plain [pizza].
Bread is like an orphan: plain and stale and no fam.
What was the last pizza order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes.
Why are the twin towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain.
I just wanted to say...
These disabled jokes are quite offensive. I'm not disabled in any way, but people reading might be affected in many ways. Yes, some of them are amusing, but there's a difference between having a joke and being plain rude.
Please take my feedback into account. Thanks!