Plain jokes
A pair of Newfoundlanders, watching TV, saw endless big-budget advertisements for mass-produced American beer.
One Newfie turns to the other and says, "They say that stuff is the biggest seller in the States, but I don't see what the big deal is." So they buy a bottle, pour it into a plain jar and decide to get an expert opinion.
They send a sample to a lab in St. John's to have it analyzed.
A day later, the lab results come back: "Your horse has diabetes."
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pizzas and they only got plain: one came late, and then went to the wrong location.
Q. What's a 9/11 survivor's least favorite bagel? A. Plain.
Why were the Twin Towers traumatized about eating?
After someone said, "HERE COMES THE AIR PLANE(s)," it just wasn't the same..........
What is a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it sure as hell ain't plain.
What's a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it ain't plain.
I would like to make a Minecraft joke...
It would be too plain.
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Where is the building I was in, and why is there a plane?
I ordered a pizza with everything on it, but I got a plain pizza.
Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?
Because they wanted something plain.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite Minecraft biome?
A plains biome.
What’s the Twin Towers' favorite kind of pizza?
A: Plain.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza but it came plain.
Q: What did the terrorist say during a plane flight? A: “Wow! This flight is the bomb!”
What did the Twin Towers say to the plane?
"Hi, plane," said the tower.
I took a plane to go see my hairline.
Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.