Plain jokes
Did you just kill the last brain cell you have? Or are you just plain stupid?
What kind of pizza do Asians get?
Prain.
Why were the Twin Towers mad at 9/11?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
A pair of Newfoundlanders, watching TV, saw endless big-budget advertisements for mass-produced American beer.
One Newfie turns to the other and says, "They say that stuff is the biggest seller in the States, but I don't see what the big deal is." So they buy a bottle, pour it into a plain jar and decide to get an expert opinion.
They send a sample to a lab in St. John's to have it analyzed.
A day later, the lab results come back: "Your horse has diabetes."
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pizzas and they only got plain: one came late, and then went to the wrong location.
Q. What's a 9/11 survivor's least favorite bagel? A. Plain.
What is a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it sure as hell ain't plain.
What's a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it ain't plain.
I would like to make a Minecraft joke...
It would be too plain.
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
I ordered a pizza with everything on it, but I got a plain pizza.
Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?
Because they wanted something plain.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite Minecraft biome?
A plains biome.
What’s the Twin Towers' favorite kind of pizza?
A: Plain.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza but it came plain.
Q: What did the terrorist say during a plane flight? A: “Wow! This flight is the bomb!”
What did the Twin Towers say to the plane?
Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.
Why was the Pakistani bomber angry? Since he got a pepperoni instead of a plain [pizza].