What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza? Pizza won't cut itself.
35. How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry. 41. To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos. Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state. 43. You’re not completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.
How do you take care of all the babies you just crushed with your car? Open a pizza shop 🍕
Did you hear about the new emo pizza? it cuts itself.
What pizza 🍕 do you order for Christmas?
Cheeses Crust!
I was excited to finally watch the new documentary on Netflix. It was about Pessi’s UberEats career. In the trailer Pessi delivered food to French farmers. I watched the documentary and got shocked when I found out how finished Pessi is. He delivered one Pizza in 44 attempts.
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
What does an emo kid and pizza have in common......the pizza doesn’t cut itself.
This is a plane 2 for 1 combo to never exist.
But, it's like a plane pizza.
Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.
some one when thought the fly thought for pizza
On the day of 9/11 the WTC’s ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane
Lol the twin towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut. But instead they got a hot and ready from jets
A collection of 911 jokes.
What kinda pizza did they order at 911?
Plane.
What was the colour of 911?
Plane.
What is the fasted way to see 911?
Plane.
Why did the twin towers die because they had to many plane pizzas
I want to be like pizza so i can get cut into 8 pieces
Why didn’t twin towers like there pizza
Cause it was plain
When the two tower ordered pizza all they got was plane
what is a cannibals favorite type of pizza?
domi-nose
what flavour of pizza did the twin towers order.... Plane
Have u ever heard of emo pizza?
It cuts it's self!
