pirate's jokes
What is a pirate's favorite letter? You might think it’s the "R," but it’s actually the "C".
What do you call a Pirate Pokemon?
Arrrrrr-ceus!
Why did the pirate go to the gym?
To improve his booty strength!
3.14% of sailors are pirates.
What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
"Aye, matey."
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye, matey!
What does a pirate say to the president?? Spread your legs so I can get my treasure back.
Where did the pirate pay his taxes?
Aye, Argh, Sea.
A pirate walks into a bar and has a ship's wheel in his pants.
The bartender asks, "What's with the wheel in your pants?"
The pirate replies, "Yarrr! It's drivin' me nuts!"
What is a pirate's favorite letter?
You'd think it'd be R, but really his heart will always belong to the C.
How much does a pirate pay for corn? A buccaneer!
What did the ocean say to the pirate? Nothing, it just waved.
Why can't pirates play cards? Because they're standing on the deck.
Community talk
Y'all I'm bouta go on the pirate of the Carribean ride
I just changed my password so to whoever somehow guessed my password and said “potatoes” with my account fuck you. And to whoever made a fake version of my account to make it look like I was saying I was gay/a furry, fuck you as well. And if you pirated my account and don’t need the password then dammit.
Well guys, I have WAYYY more pirated games, AND movies now.