why didnt the pirate want to play cards? Because was standing on the deck!
Why can't pirates play cards? Because they're standing on the deck.
A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel hanging down his pants. A guy walks buy and says ''Pardon me sir, but you've got a wheel hanging down your pants. The pirate responds ''I know. i'ts driving me nuts!''
What is a pirates favorite letter ...... you might think it’s the R but it’s actually the C.
Why are pirates pirates? Because they're Arrrrrrrggghhh!!!
Why doesnt the pirate go to the strip club? Because he has ALL of the booty? heehe
Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie? because it was rated RRRRGGGG
i am guessing u dont understand :(
Where did the pirate pay his taxes?
AYE ARGH S
what did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye matey
A pirate walks into a bar and has a ship's wheel in his pants. The bartender asks, "What's with the wheel in your pants?" The pirate replies, "Yarrr! It's drivin' me nuts!"
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants, a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, “Hey, you’ve got a steering wheel on your pants.” The pirate says, “Arrrr, I know. It’s driving me nuts.”
Why do pirates say argh my hardees?
Because thats how you tell when they have the hards.
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? *Aye Matey* haha
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom? Because she left the phone off the hook!
The pirate looked down the toilet and what did he see The captains log
Well, we started off by ripping up ALL of the decking..
Abandon ship!
3.14% of sailors are pirates.
Why don't pirates take a bath before walking the plank?
Cause they just wash up onshore.
What did the pirate say to Argon? Ar!
What did the pirate say when he saw a ghost (he said oh my god it s me dead parrot
