pirate's jokes
What did the Autistic kid say to his bully?
ARRRRRRRRR!
What's a pirate's favorite shop?
Arrrrrrrrgos.
What do you call a communist pirate ship?
The USS Arrrrr.
Why couldn't the boy go see the pirate movie?
Because it was rated ARRRR.
Why are pirates called pirates? Because they arrrrrrrr!
Quick Buck
What's a pirate's favorite key on the keyboard?
Others: R.
Rrrr, you would think so, but it be the C.
Well, we started off by ripping up ALL of the decking.
Abandon ship!
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
(People will then say "r")
Arrr, you think it be "r" but really it's the "C" that they love.
What's a pirate's least favorite letter?
Dear sir,
You are being investigated for downloading illegal copyrighted material, and your internet will be cut off.
Why do pirates say, "Argh my Hardees?"
Because that's how you tell when they have the hards.
Why don't pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick.
The bartender asks him why.
And the pirate says:
"Argh, It's driving me nuts."
A pirate walked into a bar with his ship's steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, "Hey! What's with the steering wheel?" The pirate says, "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!"
A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel hanging down his pants.
A guy walks by and says, "Pardon me sir, but you've got a wheel hanging down your pants." The pirate responds, "I know. It's driving me nuts!"
Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.
And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 Lol like
3.14% of sailors are... π-rates.
Which two football teams played in the pirate Superbowl?
The Seahawks and the Buccaneers.
Why didn't the pirate want to play cards?
Because he was standing on the deck!
The pirate looked down the toilet, and what did he see?
The captain's log.
What is a pirate's favorite ride? A carrr!
One night I was sitting on my bed in my room, minding my own business. It was pretty late, around 10 PM. The glow of my laptop screen was the only light in the room. I heard a noise coming from behind me. It sounded like the door was opening, but there was no one else in the house.
I turned around and found Mr. Incredible standing in my doorway, a stern look on his face. He walked over to me, slowly and dramatically. Then he leaned over and pointed his finger at my face, only about two inches away now. I was frozen with my back against the wall. Then, Mr. Incredible said something I would never forget: "Stop pirating video games."
Ever since that day, I have never gone on a pirating website and have paid legally for my video games. True story.