pirate's jokes
Why don’t pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
Why do rappers make terrible pirates?
Because they’re always DROPPING HOOKS!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.
3.14% of sailors are pirates.
What did the pirate say when he saw a ghost? He said, "Oh my God, it's me dead parrot!"
Why don't pirates take a bath before walking the plank?
'Cause they just wash up onshore.
Well, we started off by ripping up ALL of the decking.
Abandon ship!
What did the pirate say to Argon?
Ar!
What does a pirate say to his girlfriend?
I want your booty!
Why do pirates pirate? Because they "Arrrrrrrrrgggghhh!" Hahahahahahahahaha!
Why don't pirates take a shower before walking the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
A pirate walked into a pub with a ship wheel attached to his balls. The bartender says, "What the hell is that?"
The pirate said, "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!"
If a pirate was a pervert, he would say, “Are you ready, kid?”
What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
"Aye, matey."
What do you call a rapper who's also a pirate?
Captain Rhyme.
Why don't pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
Why couldn't the boy go see the pirate movie?
Because it was rated ARRRR.
How do pirates like their movies?
You already know the answer, don't you?
Well...
ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...
How much do pirate earrings cost? 🤔
Answer: A buck an ear. 🤣
What does a pirate say to the president?? Spread your legs so I can get my treasure back.