Why don’t pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
Why don’t pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
Well, we started off by ripping up ALL of the decking.
Abandon ship!
Why don't pirates take a shower before walking the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
Why do pirates pirate? Because they "Arrrrrrrrrgggghhh!" Hahahahahahahahaha!
How do pirates like their movies?
You already know the answer, don't you?
Well...
ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...
Why couldn't the boy go see the pirate movie?
Because it was rated ARRRR.
Which two football teams played in the pirate Superbowl?
The Seahawks and the Buccaneers.
Why did the pirate go to the gym?
To improve his booty strength!