Why don’t pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
Pirates Jokes
Well, we started off by ripping up ALL of the decking.
Abandon ship!
3.14% of sailors are pirates.
Why do rappers make terrible pirates?
Because they’re always DROPPING HOOKS!
What did the pirate say to Argon?
Ar!
What does a pirate say to his girlfriend?
I want your booty!
Why don't pirates take a shower before walking the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
Why do pirates pirate? Because they "Arrrrrrrrrgggghhh!" Hahahahahahahahaha!
A pirate walked into a pub with a ship wheel attached to his balls. The bartender says, "What the hell is that?"
The pirate said, "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!"
What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
"Aye, matey."
Why don't pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
What does a pirate say to the president?? Spread your legs so I can get my treasure back.
How much do pirate earrings cost? 🤔
Answer: A buck an ear. 🤣
How do pirates like their movies?
You already know the answer, don't you?
Well...
ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...
Why couldn't the boy go see the pirate movie?
Because it was rated ARRRR.
What do you call a rapper who's also a pirate?
Captain Rhyme.
Why are pirates named pirates?
Cuz they arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Why didn't the pirate write a letter to his mom?
Are you kidding me?!?
Which two football teams played in the pirate Superbowl?
The Seahawks and the Buccaneers.
Why did the pirate go to the gym?
To improve his booty strength!
