Why don't pirates take a bath before walking the plank?
Cause they just wash up onshore.
What did the pirate say when he saw a ghost (he said oh my god it s me dead parrot
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He piratized GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022
Why don’t pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
Why do rappers make terrible pirates?
Because they’re always DROPPING HOOKS
What does a pirate say to his girlfriend?
I want your booty
Why do pirates pirates? Because they Arrrrrrrrrgggghhh! hahahahahahahahaha!
Why don't pirates take a shower before walking the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
A pirate walked into a pub with a ship wheel attached to his balls. The bartender says "what the hell is that?". The pirate said "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!".
What did the pirate say when he turned 80 :answer aye matey
How much do pirate earrings cost? 🤔 Answer: a buck an ear. 🤣
How do pirates like their movies?
You already know the answer, don't you?
Well... ARRRR rated! Huh huh huh...
What does a pirate say to the president?? Spread your legs so I can get my treasure back
Why the boy couldn't go see the pirate movie? Because it was rated ARRRR.
What do you call a rapper who's also a PIRATE?
Captain Rhyme
Why don't pirates take a shower before they walk the plank? They just wash up on shore
What's a pirate's favorite letter? You'd think it's the "R," but it's really the "C."
why didn't the pirate right a letter to his mom
R u kidding me??!?!
Which two football teams played in the pirate Superbowl?
The Seahawks and the Buccaneers.
Why did the pirate go to the gym?
To improve his BOOTY STRENGTH
