pirate's jokes
Why don’t pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
Why don't pirates take a bath before walking the plank?
'Cause they just wash up onshore.
What did the pirate say when he saw a ghost? He said, "Oh my God, it's me dead parrot!"
Well, we started off by ripping up ALL of the decking.
Abandon ship!
3.14% of sailors are pirates.
Why do rappers make terrible pirates?
Because they’re always DROPPING HOOKS!
What did the pirate say to Argon?
Ar!
Bertold Brecht & Tork Poettschke visit the places of their youth together. One says to the other: "Here used to be the Phoenix Lake. Where did he go?" "That was probably a pirate ..."
What does a pirate say to his girlfriend?
I want your booty!
Why don't pirates take a shower before walking the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
Why do pirates pirate? Because they "Arrrrrrrrrgggghhh!" Hahahahahahahahaha!
A pirate walked into a pub with a ship wheel attached to his balls. The bartender says, "What the hell is that?"
The pirate said, "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!"
If a pirate was a pervert, he would say, “Are you ready, kid?”
What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
"Aye, matey."
How much do pirate earrings cost? 🤔
Answer: A buck an ear. 🤣
Why don't pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
What does a pirate say to the president?? Spread your legs so I can get my treasure back.
How do pirates like their movies?
You already know the answer, don't you?
Well...
ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...
What do you call a rapper who's also a pirate?
Captain Rhyme.
Why couldn't the boy go see the pirate movie?
Because it was rated ARRRR.